You Can’t Bluff This Chubby

Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

Over the weekend, I attended a picnic at the house of a friend. I had been there only a short while, when a group of the fella’s hustled me out to the grill, to ask me some questions about Favorite Formulas. This was a “FOR MEN ONLY” session, and the talk quickly turned to my new sex formula… MegaRex.

At first, they wanted to know how it was selling. Then, the questions were about, “what’s in it?” Then, we got around to the big question, “Does it work?”

You might find this hard to believe, but in the beginning, I didn’t think this would sell at all. But my partners, being smarter than me (well, about this, anyway), had been steadily talking with customers about what they wanted and what was important to them. In all the survey results they did, sex was coming in number one and two. They had other concerns certainly, but this was clearly on the top of the list. “Bill,” my partners said, “get to work on this.”

So off to the Billcave I went, and I dusted off some old manuals. Then I got on my computer, and started doing some research, and between the two of them I came up with the basic formula, which I then whispered to about a half dozen guys I could trust. Within about two weeks, everyone reported back their results and everyone was a happy camper. So at this point I sent it to my partners, who also passed it around to guys they could trust and again, everybody was a happy camper. So I did a little more tinkering, repeated the process, got even better results and then, I sent the formula off to be manufactured.

We started offering Megarex a couple of weeks ago and sold out quickly. We reordered… and it sold out, again. The third order is due in the warehouse tomorrow morning, so I guess you could say it’s selling briskly. That’s why I have partners that know how to market, which is not my area of expertise.

The formula is composed of seven elements. They are L-arginine, L-citrulline, quercitin, folic acid, ascorbic acid, vitamin E, and green tea polyphenols. The synergy of these ingredients causes relaxation of the smooth muscle in the artery walls, which makes them open wide up (vasodilation), which in turn, allows increased blood flow to the Chubby. It also improves blood pressure and circulation and improves your mood, mind, and memory.

Which will allow you to say, without any guilt whatsoever, that the reason you need more sex is to improve your mind (Be sure to let me know how this works).

There actually is precedent for this in Napolean Hill’s “Think and Grow Rich.” Believe it or not, this chapter was of the book was actually deleted for a couple of decades .

Oh, and if you’re a guy who likes to workout, this formula will also help you achieve lean muscle mass. Whatever your reason, there won’t be any side effects.

You’ll be just like the old bull in that timeless joke.

The young bull runs up to the old bull and says, “Let’s run down the hill and have our way with a cow.”

The old bull says, “Whaddaya say we walk down, and have our way with all of them.”

Megarex is easy to make, easy to take, and puts the frosting on the cake.

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