Who’s Crazier Than Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee
Posted: January 12th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »I have only a fleeting relationship with Tommy Lee,
the drummer from Motley Crue, and the former husband
of Pamela Anderson. I must confess that I have never
once knowingly listened to Motley Crue. I could well
have heard them on the radio, but I wouldn’t have known
them from Husker Du.
I know who Tommy Lee is… because of a short movie
he once made…that I heard about. Actually I saw it once, or
possibly twice, and you could say that both Pamela and
Tommy were…well…endowed.
I bring this up because, supposedly, Tommy Lee had
a tattoo on his joystick. Since it’s been sometime since
I viewed his cinematic masterpiece, I can’t remember
whether he did, or not. It makes for a great rock and roll
legend, whether it’s true, or not. If I remember correctly,
Tommy could have tattooed a diner menu on there and still
had room for a Harley Davidson ad.
But getting back to my original question, who’s crazier
than Tommy Lee? The answer is: An unnamed 21 year
old Iranian man.
His name is probably Mahmoud Ahmindinnerjacket Jr.,
the son of the Iranian Prime Minister. Craziness tends to
be genetic and I’m sure those genes were passed on.
He’s crazier than Tommy Lee, because he got his
Weinerschnitzel tattoed with the words "borow be salaamat,"
in Persian script. That means "good luck on your journey."
(I wonder if any suicide bombers got this wonder tattoo?)
Oh, and in case that wasn’t enough, he followed the
saying with the first initial of his girlfriends name, which
happened to be the letter "M."
Now here is where the story gets interesting… and a little
graphic. The tattoo artist who worked on Mahmoud’s salami
(which hopefully didn’t contain any pork products), used a
hand-held needle. (All the graduates of Hakim’s Butcher
Shops are certified in hand-held needles.) This resulted in
" bleeding from the deep penile tissue, for several days after
the procedure."
It also resulted in Mahmoud walking around with a "permanent"
semi-erection. The real medical people tried "shunting," which
drains excess fluid from the inflamed area, but it wasn’t exactly
successful. The good news for Mahmoud is that he can achieve
maximum wood and he isn’t in any pain. The doctors say no
more corrective measures are in order.
Here’s my advice: If you’re thinking about having your schwanz
decorated, buy some whipped cream, or chocolate. Forget about
anything that has to do with hand-held needles, even if the artist
has a PhD.
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