Who Knew President Obama Was A Cuzzin
Posted: May 24th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »Last night, I was watching the news and it turns out that
Barack Obama’s great-great-great grandfather emigrated
from Ireland to the good old yuhess of aye. Within minutes
of watching this on television, my email started lighting up
like a pinball machine.
Every smart ass I’ve ever met (and there are a lot of them),
was sending me congratulations on having Obama as a
member of the family. There were messages for Uncle Barack,
and Brother Barack, but most of them were for Cuzzin Barack.
That certainly betrayed that many of the well wishers were
from Brooklyn, where everybody you didn’t know was a cuzzin.
There were job requests, requests for healthcare waivers,
requests for scholarships, wedding invitations, tickets to
Redskin games, invitations to the Kennedy Center and one
request to be introduced to Oprah.
Very funny.
This revelation about Obama being Irish comes as he’s
running as fast as he can away from Jews, many of whom
didn’t take kindly to his speech about going back to the
pre-1967 borders of Israel. He says he’s not saying one
thing that past American Presidents haven’t said, but the main
difference is… they didn’t really mean it.
To do my part to help the President, I thought I’d give
him an intro into Irish slang, which is one of the most
deadly things in the world. With regard to his speech
on Israel, the boyos would have said that he made a
"holy show" of it. Translated, that means that his speech
was a disgrace.
If he he’d had a proper Irish advisor, the man would have
told him before the speech to "hold yer whist," which means
to reflect a bit and maybe not say anything.
But unfortunately for Obama, he’s surrounded by
"feckin gobshites," or people of below average intelligence.
Anything else he’ll have to learn on his own. Even though
he’s now a member of the tribe, I still won’t be able to muster
any support for him, and his re-election would make me as
sick as a plane to Lourdes.
Welcome aboard, Mr. President, now yer sucking diesel!
http://www.favoriteformulas.com
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
Barack Obama’s great-great-great grandfather emigrated
from Ireland to the good old yuhess of aye. Within minutes
of watching this on television, my email started lighting up
like a pinball machine.
Every smart ass I’ve ever met (and there are a lot of them),
was sending me congratulations on having Obama as a
member of the family. There were messages for Uncle Barack,
and Brother Barack, but most of them were for Cuzzin Barack.
That certainly betrayed that many of the well wishers were
from Brooklyn, where everybody you didn’t know was a cuzzin.
There were job requests, requests for healthcare waivers,
requests for scholarships, wedding invitations, tickets to
Redskin games, invitations to the Kennedy Center and one
request to be introduced to Oprah.
Very funny.
This revelation about Obama being Irish comes as he’s
running as fast as he can away from Jews, many of whom
didn’t take kindly to his speech about going back to the
pre-1967 borders of Israel. He says he’s not saying one
thing that past American Presidents haven’t said, but the main
difference is… they didn’t really mean it.
To do my part to help the President, I thought I’d give
him an intro into Irish slang, which is one of the most
deadly things in the world. With regard to his speech
on Israel, the boyos would have said that he made a
"holy show" of it. Translated, that means that his speech
was a disgrace.
If he he’d had a proper Irish advisor, the man would have
told him before the speech to "hold yer whist," which means
to reflect a bit and maybe not say anything.
But unfortunately for Obama, he’s surrounded by
"feckin gobshites," or people of below average intelligence.
Anything else he’ll have to learn on his own. Even though
he’s now a member of the tribe, I still won’t be able to muster
any support for him, and his re-election would make me as
sick as a plane to Lourdes.
Welcome aboard, Mr. President, now yer sucking diesel!
http://www.favoriteformulas.com
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
Favorite Formulas
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Plant City, FL 33567
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