Was Arno Hoping To Be Raptured
Posted: May 25th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »That’s what the Hollywood scalawags are saying it’s going
to cost Arno the Barbarian in a divorce. Now 200 million
clams is major league dough and most people would be
happy to get it, as long as they never had to see Arnold
again. Hell…for that kind of dough, I might even give him
visitation rights…oh, I forgot…I’m not married to him.
I’m not sure what the biggest divorce settlement is, but
200 million is probably not going to make the Top Ten.
Patricia Kluge got $500 million (and she spent it all),
Amy Irving (Spielberg) got $200 million, about ten years
ago, Michael Jordan paid his wife somewhere north of
$200 million, a few years ago and I’m sure there are
others. Michael Douglas’ ex is making claims now, after
receiving over $100 million, years ago.
Me…I’ve been married for over 37 years…and I should
be awarded $200 million. If I think about it, the number
could rise even higher. The only way my wife could get
$200 million in a divorce is to marry rich, after the decree
is granted.
Arno was hoping to get swept up to heaven, or wherever
it is that Barbarians go. Even in Hollywood, Arno is in
deep doodoo and he may have to hide out in the Austrian
Alps for a spell, or more. At least for him, Gloria Allred
hasn’t shown up in front of a camera…yet. Just like in
HBO’s Game of Thrones, there are rumors of more bastards
waiting in the wings. Arno is certainly wishing that it was
only a movie and on Monday, all will be well with his fortune.
He’s probably also wishing that Ned Stark was The Hand of the
King, swatting away all his enemies like flies and protecting
his flanks. He won’t have any trouble finding a very high
priced attorney. The last I heard, there were about 500 sharks
swimming close to the beach, in Santa Monica, where Arnold
has a number of bedroom suites, er…offices.
The big trouble for Arno is that the damage is already done;
he can’t put the genie back in the bottle. Well dressed sharks
can often keep you out of the can, but there usually is a price,
a very heavy price, to get the stink off of you. Maria is going
to get a pile of cash and Arno will get some air freshener.
To avoid paying, he’ll have to catch the next Rapture, which is,
coincidently, scheduled for next year (2012). And he can always
self rapture, like Kirk Douglas did in "The Viking." He’ll probably
yell "I’ll be back!"
Good riddance, Arno. Like my good Irish buddy says, "Once a
Nattsee, always a Nattsee."
Maybe if Arno had been taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula,
instead of handfuls of steroids, he would have had some brain
cells that were still functioning. Years of steroid abuse have
certainly taken a serious toll on the former Mr. Olympia. He had
his heart redone, a few years back, but apparently, that’s when his
little brain took over completely. I could have helped, but he was
otherwise engaged.
Don’t make the same mistakes as Arno. Get my Powerhouse Omega
Formula, a pharmaceutical grade fish oil that will certainly help you
to make better lifestyle choices.
http://www.favoriteformulas.com
You won’t see Arno tomorrow, but I’ll be back.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
to cost Arno the Barbarian in a divorce. Now 200 million
clams is major league dough and most people would be
happy to get it, as long as they never had to see Arnold
again. Hell…for that kind of dough, I might even give him
visitation rights…oh, I forgot…I’m not married to him.
I’m not sure what the biggest divorce settlement is, but
200 million is probably not going to make the Top Ten.
Patricia Kluge got $500 million (and she spent it all),
Amy Irving (Spielberg) got $200 million, about ten years
ago, Michael Jordan paid his wife somewhere north of
$200 million, a few years ago and I’m sure there are
others. Michael Douglas’ ex is making claims now, after
receiving over $100 million, years ago.
Me…I’ve been married for over 37 years…and I should
be awarded $200 million. If I think about it, the number
could rise even higher. The only way my wife could get
$200 million in a divorce is to marry rich, after the decree
is granted.
Arno was hoping to get swept up to heaven, or wherever
it is that Barbarians go. Even in Hollywood, Arno is in
deep doodoo and he may have to hide out in the Austrian
Alps for a spell, or more. At least for him, Gloria Allred
hasn’t shown up in front of a camera…yet. Just like in
HBO’s Game of Thrones, there are rumors of more bastards
waiting in the wings. Arno is certainly wishing that it was
only a movie and on Monday, all will be well with his fortune.
He’s probably also wishing that Ned Stark was The Hand of the
King, swatting away all his enemies like flies and protecting
his flanks. He won’t have any trouble finding a very high
priced attorney. The last I heard, there were about 500 sharks
swimming close to the beach, in Santa Monica, where Arnold
has a number of bedroom suites, er…offices.
The big trouble for Arno is that the damage is already done;
he can’t put the genie back in the bottle. Well dressed sharks
can often keep you out of the can, but there usually is a price,
a very heavy price, to get the stink off of you. Maria is going
to get a pile of cash and Arno will get some air freshener.
To avoid paying, he’ll have to catch the next Rapture, which is,
coincidently, scheduled for next year (2012). And he can always
self rapture, like Kirk Douglas did in "The Viking." He’ll probably
yell "I’ll be back!"
Good riddance, Arno. Like my good Irish buddy says, "Once a
Nattsee, always a Nattsee."
Maybe if Arno had been taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula,
instead of handfuls of steroids, he would have had some brain
cells that were still functioning. Years of steroid abuse have
certainly taken a serious toll on the former Mr. Olympia. He had
his heart redone, a few years back, but apparently, that’s when his
little brain took over completely. I could have helped, but he was
otherwise engaged.
Don’t make the same mistakes as Arno. Get my Powerhouse Omega
Formula, a pharmaceutical grade fish oil that will certainly help you
to make better lifestyle choices.
http://www.favoriteformulas.com
You won’t see Arno tomorrow, but I’ll be back.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
Favorite Formulas
816 Turtle River Court
Plant City, FL 33567
To unsubscribe or change subscriber options visit: http://www.aweber.com/z/r/?nIzsnGxstKyMjEwMnIwstEa0nJzsDIyMDA== |
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.