Want To Trap Gators
Posted: January 9th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »I thought I’d do my part to try and help someone get a
job, here in Florida. Florida Fish and Wildlife is looking for
what they call nuisance alligator trappers. I guess if you
have an alligator in your backyard, it is considered a
nuisance. In order to qualify as an alligator trapper you
have to have a clean criminal record, no fish or wildlife
violations and a working email address.
I get the email address requirement, but not the "no
criminal record, or fish and wildlife violations." I mean,
this isn’t the kind of job for which you go to college. So
what if you got busted for fishing without a license? It
takes a special type of charm to go up against a gator
and a little time in the joint might be just the right kind
of seasoning.
I also don’t get the trapping thing. You go to all the
trouble of rounding up and wrasslin’ a gator and then,
you take it somewhere else, release it, and sooner or
later, you have to face him again, only this time, he’s
bigger, meaner and stronger. Why not make him, or
her, into a pair of nice boots, right from the gitgo? It’s
not like gators are likely to go extinct in Florida, where
they seem to be in every place that there is a couple
feet of water.
When I first moved to Florida, I used to get excited about
seeing a gator, but after a couple of years, you look, see
and move on. It’s only if they’re on your back porch, or in
your pool, that you get excited. If they’re at the neighbor’s,
you just go on about your business. (Unless it’s a huge
gator and he has the neighbor’s dog. Then, you get involved.)
So if gator trapping is up your alley, and you are as pure as
freshly fallen snow, get your application in now. I have the
feeling that there won’t be many applicants. They might have
just as well said, "No tattoos."
If you’re carrying a little too much extra weight and don’t
feel like you could outrun a gator, you’re in the right place.
You’d have thought that might have been a job qualification,
("Must be fast and have good motor skills"), but if your recognize
that a gator might beat you in a race, it certainly is time to shed
some accumulated baggage.
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With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
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