Want Some Diet Food For The Future

Posted: February 24th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »

Those green eco folks are some sly dogs. Since their anti
meat campaign doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, in spite
of their best efforts… and outright distortions, they
have done what any good liberal does when cornered…and
that’s open a new line of bullshizz (Would you like
sprinkles on that?).

Here is the subtitle of an article entitled “The Six Legged
Meat Of The Future.”

“Insects are nutritious and easy to raise, without harming
the environment. They also have a nice nutty taste.”

Well maybe they do, but they ain’t passing by these lips!
If Bravo TV wants to pay Andrew Zimmer to eat bugs, rodents
and animal entrails, that’s all well and good, but leave
the creepy crawlies where they belong, which is dusted with
DDT and rotting back into dust.

Here is more bug propaganda.

Insects are cold blooded, so they don’t need as much feed
as animals do, like pigs and cows.

Insects produce less waste. 30% of a cow is inedible and
only 20% of a cricket. (Jiminy!)

Raising insects requires very little water.

Raising insects is more humane. Insects are not stressed
out by living in close quarters.

You could actually raise your own bugs in your garage.

You can make meatballs out of insects, or use them in
quiche.

I just have one simple question, “Are these friggin’ people
out of their minds?”

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any ants, or
flies, in my salad. I don’t want any grasshoppers,
crickets, wasps, or caterpillars in my meatloaf, either. If
they want to eat that shizz in Laos and Thailand, God Bless
Them! May they never run out! Maybe I’ll start raising bugs
in my garage to export to the bozos who think this is a
good idea.

Now this kind of an evil thought…but it’s all in the mind
of the beholder.

How about this for a new diet plan?

If you’re diagnosed as a Tubolard and you fail to slim down
…you have to eat bugs, until you lose enough weight to
qualify as being within acceptable limits.

Oprah would be a size 2 in 90 days!

Unless she was just sprinkling the bugs on her mashed
potatoes.

I can just hear the barrista in Starbucks: “Would you like
some larvae cream on your cockroach frappacino?

There’s an easier way.

Just order my special report on weight loss. Get yourself
looking buff, before these fools take over the planet.
(Remember all the people who said Obama couldn’t get
elected? These are his spawn.)

Click here

Does anyone know what the nickname for the University of
Nebraska sports teams used to be?

The Bugeaters.

They changed it to the Cornhuskers.

Anybody think they ate one too many bugs?

I’ll be back tomorrow with more.

With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

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