Ultrapure Pharmaceutical Grade Fish Oil For G20 Summit

Posted: April 6th, 2009 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

Yesterday, I was watching all the hullabaloo in London where all the movers and shakers were gathered. I say movers and shakers, because in spite of the fact that a double dimes worth of leaders were gathered, no real leadership was apparent.

Our hero, B.O., was there to beg all the other 19 nations to pledge 2% of their GDP (gross domestic product) to a giant stimulus package, much like his own. He got a resounding “NYET,” so everyone is talking about regulations and green policy.

The lazy Europeans, who are used to being taken care of by the state, are blaming the crisis on the Americans, as are the Chinese, and the Russians. The Chinese are being particularly hypocritical here, since it was the American engine that drove the Chinese economy for the last twenty years, and elevated them out of the Stone Age.

The Russians live in a perpetual depression, so them blaming us is nothing new. Even in the best of times, the only thing the Russians do well is complain.

But somebody really needs to kick the Europeans in the keister. They have sashayed along for close to fifty years with their socialism, and have nothing to show for it. Only the French have shown signs of realizing what a debacle they’re actually in.

But B.O. won’t be happy until he has America on equal footing with Denmark. Hell, they can’t even field a soccer team that’s competitive.

Clearly, all the assembled political multitudes could use an attitude adjustment, and I’ve got just the thing for what ails them. It’s called Dr. Bill’s Powerhouse Omega Formula.

And I can almost guarantee that if they were taking it, they could have come up with at least one idea that would work. And one of the big questions I have is, if the Europeans are so blameless, why are banks all over Europe getting billions of dollars of TARP money? It seems to me that if they are getting U.S. government money in this global bailout, we should be the owners of those banks, too.

Maybe B.O. could fire a few bankers in France, Germany, England, and even little old Denmark, whose Prime Minister is a pimple that needs to be popped.

Yes, my ultra pure deep water (Norwegian) pharmaceutical grade fish oil is just what is needed to start connecting synapses that have been dormant a little too long.

Then, if we could get the Europeans to cut back on the booze and smokes, maybe they could do something, other than whine and complain about those dastardly Americans.

Don’t they wish.

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