Tip The Canoe And The Teleprompter Too

Posted: February 16th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

We’re less than twenty four hours from the most important speech the Obamessiah has ever delivered, and he had better hope that his best friend, the esteemed Mr. Teleprompter, is in fabulous working order. Mr. Teleprompter had better have a better idea, and maybe even some solid facts and figures to match, not just the disturbing fantasy, concocted by an out of touch Congress that we don’t need and certainly can’t afford.

Over the weekend, FOX News played footage from yet another Democratic town hall meeting, this time in upstate New York. The Democratic representative would not allow the event to be filmed by a young female college student, because in his words, “This is MY meeting, and I make the rules.” And then he repeated the ill chosen words a few more times, while his thugs pulled the microphone from the young woman.

The last time I checked, town hall meetings were not owned by anyone, especially an elected representative, who serves at the will of the people. They are by design, public meetings, and since we saw the footage, obviously some people had cameras rolling.

One thing we all know by now is that the proposed health care plan is a turkey and the Obamessiah made a grave error, by letting the far left lunatics of the party design the proposals. But what people forgot last Fall, in the rush to send old “double ewe” out of town on a rail, was who the Obamessiah really is. He is, himself, a far left loon, who promised to govern from the center. That promise has long been forgotten, no matter how much speechifying the President does.

Obama may not be a communist, but his admiration for fellow travelers around the globe and at home is starting to annoy what is called the Great Silent Majority. They voted for change, but they didn’t vote to turn the country and the economy over to a bunch of arm chair quarterbacks, who couldn’t get the call right on Monday, with instant replay.

The salvation of this country is business and it’s time for Obama to stop demonizing every industry in the country. It’s business which provided him with the money to lay down a cool $35,000 for a week on Martha’s Vineyard, while unemployment hit 10%…and is expected to get higher.

Here’s Rule #1:  The government can actually make a bad situation worse.

The American people know this, because they participate in the system on a daily basis. They know that there has never been a government program that actually saved money, or that was well run. The other thing they know is that if there is an opportunity to steal money from a program, Congress will do it. That’s why people laugh when Congressmen say things like Social  Security Trust Fund. There ain’t no trust and there ain’t no money in the fund…because Congress stole the money.

One thing these scoundrels can’t steal is your health (at least, not yet). You still can make smart choices that will keep you living, just to piss these people off. I aim to live to be 100 and to spend a good amount of that time making these nincompoops miserable. That’s 38 more years by my count and I think I’ll get to see a good number of these no account politicians laid to rest, before me. That’s because I know a few things they don’t and I’m not letting them in on the secret. But you can get started on your plan to live to be 100, by taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula, an ultra pure, deep water fish oil, which can do wondrous things for the body.

Remember, the Powerhouse Omega Formula is the pharmaceutical grade fish oil with an enteric coating, which insures that your breath doesn’t end up smelling like the Fulton Fish Market, in August. When you swallow my fish oil, it travels all the way to the small intestine, before dissolving, which means that it can’t change its mind and travel back up the pipe. Most every other version dissolves in the stomach, where it can be burped back up, which isn’t on anybody’s list of pleasant experiences.

One more thing. I read it in a column from Wes Pruden, a gifted political writer, who everyone in Washington reads, whether they admit it, or not. In the ending to his column, he points out that it’s never good form for a lawyer to insult the jury, because they (the jury) always have the last say. I’d say that about sums up the health care debate.

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