Three Things Nobody Needs In Their Life

Posted: February 16th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

I was talking with a friend over the weekend, Saturday to be exact, when he said said something that cracked me up. We were just commenting on this and that, as is our fashion, when out of the blue he says, “There’s three things I don’t need in my life: the Taliban, the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union), and Dallas Cowboys fans. And of the three, the last one could be the worst.”

It dawned on me that football season had arrived, and before the day ended, I had watched almost all of three college games, finally calling it quits after Ohio State defeated Southern Cal. I’m telling you, if I wasn’t taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula:

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…and Heart Charging Formula, (CoQ10):

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…I don’t think I could have accomplished such a feat.

Now, it wasn’t until the Buckeyes and Trojans started playing that all the great sex commercials started. One of the commercials started with a couple tossing various objects away, until the man gave up his remote control, and they started dancing in the living room. Now…the only way that was going to happen Saturday night, during that game, was as a television fantasy (because we all know that no real man would do that, with such a big game on the line… especially with a chance for Southern Cal to get a win, in the last two minutes). The same thing could have been said for the Notre Dame – Michigan game, earlier in the afternoon.

I don’t care how many Viva’s are being sung, and by the way…that is one squirrelly tune. I don’t ever think I’ve heard a real man humming it and certainly wouldn’t know what to think, if I did.

About six weeks ago, I introduced my own erection protection product, based on the same science as all those bababillion dollar pharmaceuticals, and it has done pretty well. In fact, in terms of sales, it’s only about 10% behind the fish oil, and many men are obviously taking both:

They’re taking it…because as one of my partners likes to say…”Nobody has a problem in that department.” In fact, he likes to start conversations about my formula (MegaRex), by saying, “I know nobody here has this kind of problem, but I thought I would just tell you about this…in case you know somebody who could use some help.”

Then, we mysteriously get a boatload of orders from people who weren’t in the room, where it was talked about. And then, they keep ordering the product, for the problem they don’t have. It’s an absolute conundrum and I’m just not smart enough to figure it out.

I also wasn’t smart enough to get enough points to win my bet on the Giants – Redskins game. It’s a good thing it’s only going to cost me a dinner. And my friend is going to have to listen to a whole lot of heckling this week, as the Cowboys won their opener.

But having the Taliban and the ACLU to stomp on isn’t all bad.

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