This Sure Beats Paint By Numbers

Posted: September 7th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »

Whenever I need a good laugh, I read one of the British tabloids,
which are so wacky you can’t help but admire the loons who put them
together on a daily basis. Sure enough, I found a great story on
Page 3.

It seems a group of women in Lancashire are giving a whole new
meaning to the term “body art.”

Usually, when “body art” is referred to, it means that the artist
has had their body painted, or they are painting someone else’s
body. I actually saw an exhibition of Body Art in New York City
during the 1970′s, and the models were smoking hot.

The British probably did this too, because in those days, they were
certainly as wacky as we were.

But this fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness is called “Paint By
Nipples.” Were I a little younger, I would apply to be a paint
applicator, but I’m afraid at my age I would only be called a dirty
old man (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

What I’m trying to figure out here is: Does the woman move the
nipple around on the canvas, or does someone move the canvas around
on the nipple? (Enquiring minds want to know!)

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The women also have the option of making a unique ceramic piece, by
using the shape of their breasts.

Something to drink coffee, or tea out of? A one, or two cup model?
The owner of the studio feels that husbands and boyfriends would
love breasts on their work mugs. (Would it be wrong to covet your
friend’s mug?)

One of the artists has already painted, using her nipples, and she
found the experience “liberating.” Now, she wants to make pottery,
using her breasts, so she can have a mug with her breast prints on
it.

This exactly why you have to love the Brits, in spite of their bad
teeth and mysterious body odors. They are always just a step or two
away from the “funhouse,” as they say. But it sure beats one of the
droll cancer fundraisers we have here. Pip! Pip! Cheerio!

I’ll be back tomorrow with more.

With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

P.S. I got a huge batch of my Special Report on Sizzling Sex on
Saturday, in case you missed out last week. Some industrious types
have already put some of my pointers to use, with climactic results:

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