Sir Paul McCartney Gives Up His Bong
Posted: February 17th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »Paul McCartney is finally ending his cannabis habit. No
more spliffs, doobies, or blunts for him. Freshly remarried,
McCartney says he’s giving it up to set an example for
his eight year old daughter, Beatrice. Beatrice was the only
good thing about McCartney’s second marriage to the psycho
bitch, Heather Mills. Did I just say that? Well yes…because
it’s true and, were I in his shoes during that period, I think
I might have clubbed the woman with her artificial limb.
Just joking…but it’s hard to entertain any healing vibrations
when you think of her. And when you’re Sir Paul McCartney,
a little mistake gets magnified at least a hundred times. If
you’re an ordinary muck savage and you choose the wrong
mate, you can usually hide the embarrassment without too
much trouble. You can move to Maui, for instance, or to
Fargo, North Dakota, where the only thing people know about
you is what you tell them. That’s not an option for McCartney,
who is known all over the world.
By his own admission, Paul has been smoking the weed
since Bob Dylan introduced him to it, all the way back in
1964 or 5. That’s enough time to turn his lungs into a tar
pit, because most potheads also smoke cigarettes. So it’s
a double whammy and being a vegan won’t help get the tar
out of your lungs. They might tell you it will…but believe me…
it won’t.
So he quit…at age 69, where it’s much harder to break a
lifelong habit than when you’re young… and can easily find
another addiction. Just kidding. Actually…I commend him
on his decision. It will be very hard for him to stay away
from the stuff, especially if he sits anywhere near Keith
Richards and all the other musicians, who spark up at the
dropping of a leaf.
I’d really like to do some research on Keith Richards’ body,
when he dies…that’s assuming of course…that he goes
first. The fact that he should have checked out already…
and hasn’t…isn’t lost on me. It’s just that in the interest of
science…he really should go first.
But here’s some advice for Sir Paul: You’re safe for a few more
years, but when you get to be 75, and she’s 14 or 15, then
I would worry. You’ve got to hope that she isn’t thinking, "Well,
he did smoke the stuff for 45 years…and he’s still here, so
what could it hurt?" Believe me, kids have their own system
of logic and it will take in all the information available, at that
time.
But again…I commend the effort. I hope you succeed and
wish you well.
You may want to consider taking my Powerhouse Omega
Formula, even though you’re a vegan. Now that you’re
going to be off the chronic, you might notice a number of
aches and pains that were masked by the weed and funky
incense.
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With my best wishes for your optimum health,
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