SEALs Deliver A Message To The Pirates

Posted: April 13th, 2009 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

I’m sure the world of the Somali pirates is shaken today, if not stirred. No longer will four meatheads with AK-47s and a grappling hook, take over a large cargo vessel, and hold it with impunity, until someone ponies up a large ransom.

The cowardly Saudis were the last to pay recently, forking over 6 million bucks, to get a tanker back. The Europeans have also paid hundreds of millions of dollars, to get their ships back.

All these millions to pirates, when a 100 grand worth of M16′s, and other various weaponry would have done the trick nicely, a long time ago.

I guess this was another project the U.N. was working on for the past five years.

Just think about this: 4 armed men in a dinghy, with a grappling hook, were able to take down a serious ocean freighter, with a crew of 23, and hold the Captain hostage. If every crew member was armed, which they should have been, this would never have happened in the first place.

When the pirates faced their first real opposition, they didn’t last long, as 3 of the four were buried at sea, and the other faces a fate worse than death, an African prison. I’m sure he was wishing today that four SEALs had been shooting, and not three.

But for once, a message has been sent, and it’s this: The Americans are the only ones willing to do any heavy lifting. That’s been the case since 1945, and will be the case tomorrow, and ten years from now.

It’s because the Europeans, and other tattered tribes don’t take fish oil like they should. And because of this, they can’t muster up the brain waves to work out a very simple solution, which would be to arm and train their crews.

Fish oil has been shown to improve memory and brain function, and these ransom paying bozos could certainly use some. They could really use my ultra pure pharmaceutical grade fish oil, drawn from their own waters. I can tell you that after 8-10 weeks on Dr. Bill’s Powerhouse Omega Formula, they might even feel like real men, not just like they have lived their whole lives at a Holiday Inn.

The other thing to remember is that this was an American ship, with an American Captain, and an American crew. We had every right to protect what was ours and not theirs, and every right to protect who was ours, and to hell with theirs.

The pirates will probably stay away from American vessels from now on, but the piracy won’t go away, until other cowardly nations face up to the situation in a very real way, like training their own SEAL Team equivalents.

And if the pirates want to try an American vessel again, with larger numbers, I want to be there, with a camera, as several SEAL Teams take them out, on the high seas.

I know some sharks who can’t wait for some extra chow, too.

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