Scarlet Johansson’s Nude Photos Explained

I don’t know Scarlet Johansson from the Man in the 

Moon. In fact, I have never met anyone named Scarlet,

be she Scarlet Johansson, or otherwise. And even though

I have met thousands of people in my life, nobody named

Johansson comes to mind, either. At my age, this could 

mean one of two things: one, that I never actually met a

Johansson, or two, that I don’t remember. 

I have seen Scarlet Johansson in several movies and 

on late night television, as well as in print. I never saw a  

naked picture of her either, although there was a Vanity 

Fair spread that I think remember, where she was rather

scantily clad. 

Last week, Miz Scarlet claimed that her cell phone was 

hacked, naked pictures of her were stolen and then

posted on the internet. There are claims that someone is

indeed investigating this tragedy and obvious law breaking.

I was told, by seemingly sincere sources, that this is now a

top priority of the Justice Department. So, we should get 

an answer to this, about the same time they explain Operation

Fast and Furious, the ill-conceived Mexican gun running scam.

It seems a little odd to me that only a very few people have had

their cell phones hacked for nude photos. Those very few 

people tend to be extremely good looking women who are

entertainers, like Scarjo and Rihanna. They are both welcome

to send me "publicity" photos anytime it strikes their fancy. And

if it wouldn’t be too much to ask, could you autograph them to me,

personally? 

If I might issue a word of caution to everyone, cell phones are

easily hacked by those people who are technology wizzes. If

you put naked pictures on your phone, they can be hijacked 

pretty easily and put in places you didn’t have in mind (like 

on the internet).

I’ve never taken nude photos of myself, but I have looked in

the mirror, naked. That glance was enough to inspire me to 

lose 60+ pounds, because I didn’t like what I saw. Even 

with the weight loss, I’m not sure anyone would want a naked

picture of me, at the moment.

But my seemingly sincere sources tell me that there is a huge

demand for naked pictures of beautiful young women and it 

keeps their name in the public eye longer than a movie, or a

music video. The reason is simple. Men love naked pictures 

of hotties. They trade them like baseball cards, or it’s like 

playing fantasy football, which is a real addiction…or so I’m told.

It’s funny how these naked pictures often coincide with a movie 

opening, or CD release. What’s up with that?

It’s the same answer. Men love naked pictures of hotties.

(And we don’t get any smarter as we age…about this, anyway.)

The best thing about these celebrity pictures is "the denial."

It’s rehearsed, it’s absurd, they just can’t believe it, it’s

horrible, an invasion of privacy, it’s maddening, it makes them

afraid….blah, blah, blah…you almost want to believe that Paris

Hilton, or Kim Kardashian, didn’t want that sex tape to be released.

(I never saw that, either…)

When you take my Powerhouse Omega Formula, you develop

the ability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or good photos

from bad. You find that you almost get a sixth sense about

who is bee essing you. Scarjo might be a great actress, but the

answer to who leaked the photos is in her mirror.

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