Power Outage At Fat Al Gore’s Mansion
Posted: July 22nd, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »This here heat wave is somethin’, huh?" That’s what
folks in Tennessee, and all over most of the country,
are saying.
One of my neighbors is a straight shootin’ guy and
he hates it when people talk about the heat. It gets
him really worked up and he says things like, "Ya
know ya live in Florida, right?" Or he might say,
"It’s damn near August, in Florida. Did you expect
the weather here to be like San Diego?" One time,
when he was really exasperated, he said to another
neighbor, "Can I make you a cash offer on your house
so you can move back to Buffalo?"
Our friend, Fat Al, has a big spread in fashionable
Tennessee and it takes a fair amount of power
to keep the house warm, or cool, run all his special
lighting and keep his double wide refrigerators at a
chilly 38 degrees.
Fat Al hasn’t been seen much lately, as the whole
facade he created over global warming has come
tumbling down. I think only people who read the NY
Times, Sheryl Crow, Ed Begley Jr. and the Schnozz,
(Bill Maher) believe the bunk that Fat Al has been
spewing for years. I saw, a week or so ago, that Fat
Al has been planning a big comeback in September,
where he’s going to answer all the climate skeptics.
Yesterday, just before breakfast, Fat Al’s place went off
the grid, which is where most of us like him best. It seems
"Lektrizzity" was in short supply in his area, where he
is, by far, the biggest consumer.
Now my big question is, why didn’t we think of this before?
The only thing we had to do to keep Fat Al quiet was to
"just turn him off." The poor guy can’t even use his biggest
invention (The Internet). It’s certainly ironic that Fat Al
was done in by his own invention. It was those nasty
internet sleuths, who caught Fat Al and his cadre of
professors with their hands in the cookie dough. I still
want to know how he pulled off getting $100 million dollars
in Google stock, for nothing.
But, he still had the nerve to call Clinton morally unfit, as
he ran to put those stock options in a "lock box," just
like the one he designed for Social Security funds.
Hopefully, it was a radical new design, since the Social
Security lockbox didn’t work very well at all.
I know an old Chinese saying that describes Fat Al to
a tee.
"When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks
to the finger."
A word of caution about the heat, which is the real deal.
If you’re going to exercise outside, do it very early in the
day (before 10 AM), or wait until the sun starts to go
down. If you’re over 50, I wouldn’t recommend exercising
outside, if the temperature is over 85 and it’s well over
that now, in most of the country.
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
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Plant City, FL 33567
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