It’s A Scientific Fact Jack

Posted: February 16th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

To quote the great American writer and humorist, Mark Twain, “Be careful about reading healthcare bills, you may die of a misprint.” That just about sums up the Obamacare bills being rushed to the floors of both houses of Congress.

Polls taken yesterday indicated that although Obama got a small bounce after his hour long harangue last week, that bounce has evaporated, and the public is squarely against whatever it is that the Democrats are proposing. I say whatever it is, because no one in Congress seems to know what’s in any of the four pieces of legislation, making their way around the capitol.

But even if they haven’t read the bill (and they haven’t), Democrats are sure this will cure whatever ails us as a nation, and to hell with what it costs, and how much more bureaucracy they create as a result (oh, and by the way, if you’re over 55, having paid into the system for your entire life, you’ll get the least care). Obama can cry all he wants to about the big bad insurance companies, but what he isn’t telling you is that with the government in charge, there won’t be anyone to cry to. (Unless, of course, they happen to answer the phone during their Monday-Friday 8-4 shift, whereupon they will quote you some obscure regulation no.1234.765, paragraph 2, line 6, which states, “You’re screwed!”).

Which brings us to a single irrefutable scientific fact: “For very year Democrats spend in Washington, they lose 5 points of their IQ.”

By way of example, Speaker Pelosi was sent to Washington in 1987, some 22 years ago. At the time her IQ was generously estimated at 148, quite high by Congressional standards. Most Democratic seats are held by those who scored in the high 80′s to low 100′s. So it was only natural that Pelosi rose to the top of a large vat of stale brew.

So now lets put the science to work.

Pelosi’s incoming IQ:       148
# of years in Congress:      22

22 x 5  =  110
 
IQ                                    148
22 years in Washington    -110

New IQ Score                     38
 
Congress Approval Rating    22%

As you can see, science explains everything.

What could change all this is a heavy dose of my Powerhouse Omega Formula, which is a great help in keeping the brain in tip top shape, even if you live in, or near Washington. My ultra pure, deep water, small fish formula, with an enteric coating, to prevent fish burps or aftertaste, would go a long way toward repairing the obviously damaged brain cells in the District of Columbia. Maybe somebody could even pass some along to the President, who also seems not to know what’s in his own bill.

The trouble with the President is that he lacks the power of real popular ideas, but not the power of speech. He has made over 30 major speeches on healthcare, since he has taken office, and the more he speaks, the worse the poll numbers get. It is exceedingly clear that the American people do not want what he is selling.

I’m not saying that my Powerhouse Omega Formula would solve all his problems, but it might help him recognize that this turkey is something that a couple of gallons of gravy won’t save.

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