How To Deternine If Youse Is A Wacist
Posted: August 29th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »From my vantage point on the deck, it looks like Hurricane
Irene has blown itself out. There sure was a lot of hype for
a storm that wasn’t nearly as big as advertised. Up north of
here, a friend of mine called to say that it was much worse
than when the weatherfolks say snow is coming. He witnessed
an incident in Home Depot where a woman went on full tilt,
because the store was out of D batteries.
My question about this kind of behavior is the same one I
always ask: "Why aren’t you prepared year round?" When
I lived in New York, I had a special cabinet for "events."
It had flashlights, batteries, distress signals…you name it,
I had it. I even had a generator, in case the power went out.
(I learned that from the hospital…’cause you don’t want to
be in the middle of a hip replacement when the room goes
dark.)
Since the storm sucked up most of the television channels,
I had to resort to alternative media over the weekend. In
the first place I checked, I found a story on our old wascally
friend, Albert Arnold Gore, or Fat Al, as I like to refer to him.
This story has Fat Al really ratcheting up the rhetoric on global
warming (the cause, obviously…of Hurricane Irene), and
telling some showstopping whoppers, as only a former divinity
student can.
Here is Fat Al, rambling on without any interuption from the
host.
"I remember, again going back to my early years in the South,
when the civil rights revolution was unfolding, there were two things
that really made an impression on me. My generation watched
Bull Connor turning the hose on civil rights demonstrators and
we went "Whoa! How gross and evil is that?" My generation asked
old people, "Explain to me again why it is okay to discriminate
against people because their skin color is different? And when they
couldn’t really answer that question with integrity, the change
really started."
Now that’s a nice sentiment, but it’s also another of Fat Al’s
gross exaggerations. (Such as…"I invented the internet"). In
the toughest years of the civil rights movement, 1961-1965,
Albert Arnold Gore was attending St. Alban’s Prep in Washington,
D.C. He was limo’d from Gore Sr.’s digs at the Fairfax Hotel.
While young Fat Al was involved in many high school activities,
there is nary a mention of him anywhere near a civil rights march.
In fact, at that time, Washington, D.C., was a city completely
divided along racial lines, and Al was as whitebread as they come.
Then, he was off to Harvard, where by his own admission he did
not participate in demonstrations of any kind. After that, he did
enlist in the Army and he did go to Vietnam. But Gore Sr. saw to it that
Al didn’t get close to combat.
He then enrolled at Vanderbilt, but quit to enter politics.
The rest, as they say, is history.
The reason I bring this up is because, in this same venue, Fat
Al compared climate skeptics to Wacists. In other words, if you
aren’t willing to believe what Fat Al says is the truth, you are a
Wacist, or should be treated the same way as those old Bull Connor
cronies, who opened the fire hoses on demonstrators.
Then Fat Al really gets down with the peeps. Here’s what he says:
"There came a time when friends, or people you work with, or people
you were in clubs with…you’re much younger than me, so you didn’t
have to go through this personally…but there came a time when wacist
comments would come up in the course of conversation and in years
past, they were just natural. Then there came a time when people would
say…Hey man, why do you talk that way? I mean, that is wrong. I don’t
go for that, so don’t talk that way around me. I just don’t believe that.
That happened in millions of conversations and slowly the conversation
was won."
That’s the way it really happened, I kid you not. Guys like Fat Al, in the
club, telling other club members they weren’t jiggy with dat, nosiree!
You know, I have a heap powerful supply of my Powerhouse Omega
Formula on hand, but I don’t think I have enough to repair the damage
done to this guy’s brain.
When a leading climatologist at the University of Virginia was asked
about some of the items Fat Al put down as "fact" in his book, "Earth
in the Balance," he replied, "If they were facts, somebody would have
heard of them before, some other group would have put them to the test."
As more and more of Gore’s climate theories are put to the test, the more
skeptics there are. And the more skeptics there are, the less investors are
willing to put money in green technology, which is far, far, more expensive
than anything we use right now. In fact…there is not one profitable green
technology company anywhere in the world. Not one.
That Fat Al, he sure is one wascally wabbit.
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
P.S. Did climate change cause Hurricane Irene? If you say no you
is a wascally wacist.
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