How Long Is That In Hollywood Years
Posted: November 18th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »Splitsville.
Another Hollywood marraige falls apart. This time it’s one
of the unions that was more improbable, in the first place.
It’s Demi and Ashton, which was always a bit strange, to my
mind anyway. Sort of like the Tom Cruise and Mimi Rogers
union, she being older than he by a decade. I think Demi
is 15 years older than Ashton and in Southern California,
Demi could be a Grandmother, not that I’m complaining.
I could get in trouble for this, but I’m sure Ashton gets
ribbed by younger guys for hanging out with a GILF.
(Lord, forgive me…)
I’m not sure exactly how old Ashton is, but Demi probably wanted
him to grow up, or to be something he wasn’t, which is always
treacherous territory, and extremely treacherous in Hollywood.
Nobody in Hollywood wants to grow anything, except rich, and
if they already are, then they want more.
Mo’ fame, mo’ money. That’s a mantra you can believe in. Or
not, like the rest of us.
I haven’t the foggiest idea of why these two split up. There
were rumors of wild sex, together, and apart; lots of drugs
and other central nervous system depressants, the demands
of two careers, not always in sync, and just living in the most
jaded city on earth.
I liken Hollywood marriages to dog years. Six years of a
Hollywood union is most likely about twenty for the rest of us.
I don’t know about you, but there isn’t a Playboy centerfold
around every corner where I live, or ten people carrying every
drug known to man, within arm’s reach. I also don’t have
pocketsfull of FU money, that I can throw around whenever
the wind blows.
I’ll never spend 100 grand a week, to rent a yacht in Cannes,
or buy Crystal by the uber magnum, or snort up half of Bolivia,
for a good time. After you’ve done all that, you have to have a
fallback position, or check out early.
In Hollywood, the fallback posiion is a new girlfriend/boyfriend/
marriage, which usually fails for the same reason the first one did.
But the main thing we can take away from this is that we don’t
have to feel sorry for either one of them. Both of them have
enough dough to tell the whole world to kiss their finely scuplted
posteriors, and laugh all the way to the gates of the nearest
studio, where the cash machine spits out bills with seven figures.
Now that we’re finished with this subject, any bets on who their
next partners will be? Or is that too crass? I’ll bet at least one is
already hooked up with someone else, because no one in
Hollywood wants to be miserable by themselves.
And that’s your Hollywood moment.
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