Hey Charlie How Was Your Weekend

Posted: October 28th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »

It’s Wednesday and the Charlie Sheen story just keeps getting bigger
and bigger. It has all the right elements: a good looking, rich guy,
a famous New York hotel, hookers, nekkid folks, booze, drugs, cops,
hospitals, psychiatrists and a private flight back to La La Land,
where Charlie goes back to work, like nothing happened at all.

Today, Charlie said the whole incident was overblown and he may have
a point.

The “President’s” son was in New York with ex-wife Denise (nice abs)
Richards and his two daughters from that short lived marriage, to
celebrate something or other, exactly what I can’t put my finger on,
and since that was relatively normal, nobody really cares.

There was something about going to a Broadway play and so on and
such forth. After putting the kids to bed, Charlie decided to do
what he does best, which is get together with hookers and hooch
(both of which were probably supplied by someone at the hotel). Now,
I don’t have proof positive about that, but I know New York.

Somewhere in the middle of hookers, hooch and nekkidness, Charlie
lost his wallet and supposedly went ballistic, smashing furniture,
scaring the hooker (who called police from the bathroom…) and
voila…a story is born, which we’re still reading about, long after
Charlie has gone back to work on the sitcom that pays him $1.8
million dollars an episode. (Which is nice work, if you can get it.)

But somehow…when you think about it…the story doesn’t make much
sense.

1) It is not a crime to be nekkid in your luxury suite at the Plaza
Hotel.

2) It is not a crime to be drinking hooch nekkid in your luxury
suite.

3) Technically…it is a crime to have a hooker nekkid in your
luxury suite, but when was the last time anybody was prosecuted for
that? (New York even let off it’s ex-Governor, Elliot Spitzer…now
on CNN…where all liberal politicians do their penance.)

4) In footage of the supposedly damaged luxury suite, I saw an
overturned chair and a broken vase, along with rumpled bed sheets.
How that adds up to $7,000 is beyond me. (Maybe they were quoting
the room rate.)

5) Charlie was taken to see a psychiatrist at… 3 AM? (Who just
happened to be… right around the corner?)

6) Who provided all the information to the press?

Wanna guess?

The Plaza Hotel, which has had it’s name all over television,
newspapers and radio for days…for FREE! They got the very best
publicity $7,000 could bring (a real bargain!) and they can probably
keep the story going for a few more days.

As for Charlie, he’s just doing what comes natural to him, which is
drinking, doing drugs, losing his wallet and breaking a little
furniture. He’s also run cars into California’s canyons and pays a
lot of alimony and child support. And incidentally, he also has the
largest collection of real sports memorabilia in the world. Hands
down.

So it was just another day in the life of the “President’s” youngest
son.

Back to work.

And add another million viewers to his television show.

Memo to Lindsay Lohan: Get Charlie’s agent!

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I’ll be back tomorrow with more.

With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

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