Get The Iranians On The Phone
Posted: January 19th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »The big news today, for me at least, was that the
Iranians outed President Obama, for writing them a
letter. Now according to the Iranians…Obama spent
the first half of the letter threatening them…and the
second half of the letter calling for secret talks. In
other words, he talked a tough game and then invited
them all to party at the White House.
The President still doesn’t seem to understand that
the only reality for the Iranians is a world that doesn’t
include him. Or any of us. But still he stumbles along,
thinking that at least one of the ideas of the drug addled
philosphers of the 60′s and 70′s will work, if only it gets
enough teleprompter time. ("Give peace a chance.")
It must be hard on these children of the corn, when one
day they wake up and realize that there was no rose in
the fisted glove, and the eagle doesn’t fly with the dove,
unless it’s looking for lunch. If you watch enough of the
Nature Channel, even a dimwit would have to come to the
conclusion that predators don’t negotiate, when it comes to
the important things in life. They also don’t need a teleprompter
to tell them prey is near.
Now, I’d like to send a message to the Iranians. I’m not much
of a texter, even though that seems to be the way everybody
is communicating these days. Besides, somebody told me
Mahmoud Ahmindinnerjacket is all thumbs, himself. His Ipad
with the bigger keyboard is still in customs, being checked for
porn. No…get Mahmoud on the phone, and preferably it’s a
land line, or sand line, or tent line…that works well deep under-
ground, where all the 8th century thinkers watch the nuclear
reactors being built.
"Mahmoud…Dr. Bill here. Say, I read where your going to close
the Straights of Hormel…I mean Hormuz, and I wanted to tell
you to go right ahead. That’s right, go ahead and close the whole
thing down."
"Dr. Beel…so nice to hear from you. You know you are getting
higher on our list every day. After we get rid of these Israeli vermin,
we are gonna get you, sucker…ha…I make little joke there. I don’t
understand why you agree with me on this Straits of Hormuz thing,
but I appreciate it."
"I hope you do Mahmy, because it’s the best thing that could happen.
Faced with the real fact that our oil supply could be cut off by apes
in sheets could get a lot of business rolling here in this country. We
could start tapping our own resources for oil and natural gas, which
are extensive. This would result in millions of jobs, jump start the
economy and get your good friend sent home to Chicago, where the
damage he causes could be minimized. I urge you to start that blockade,
as soon as possible. Sell your oil to the Chinese, because they are much
more trustworthy than American capitalists. We’re breaking up here…"
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