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Elton John’s Oscar Party Was A Hoot

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:49:58 +0000

That’s what I heard, anyway…I wasn’t there. My

invitation must have gotten lost, and I’ll be damned

if I’d fly all the way out to La La Land, only to be

refused admission by a horde of 300 pound, no neck

thugs…some of whom just might be carrying a large

Roscoe. Don’t you love how the glitterati are all against

handguns, but they all have half a dozen bodyguards,

carrying enough firepower to hold off the Crips for

20 minutes, or so. Or at least until Commander O

arrives on the scene, with a company of Chicago

thespians. They would then apologize, until everybody

was happy, and then the area could be cleared.

I would have liked it if the invite had arrived on time,

because from what I saw on TV, Katy Perry was

looking mighty fine. And now that that scraggly dude

she was married to is history, I might have had a shot.

I never could figure out what she saw in him, anyway.

Word is that she is looking for a more stable, conservative

sort of fellow, and I think I fit the bill. Except for one

small detail…which is that the better half would kick my

ass all the way to Pottawattimie County (It’s in Iowa).

There was a great California story that sort of got

obscured by the Oscars. It was north of La La Land,

in Governnor Moonbeam’s home turf of Sacramento,

where he is trying to keep California from running out of

money, because they have to pay for all the programs he

instituted, when he was governor, way back when (when

Linda Ronstadt was still slim).

It seems that a young Hispanic man, Jose Ayala, showed

up at a welding shop, looking for work. The shop owner,

Chris Johnson, was slightly taken aback…because Jose

was…naked. He told Johnson that he was good with his

hands. After that, he got a little incoherent.

Johnson said he didn’t know why a naked man would come

into a welding shop, regardless of his purported skills. Jose

then wandered outside (application completed) and stood in

front of the business. Johnson’s brother then arrived, and

determined that Jose was wasted. "He appeared to be wacked,"

was the quote.

Officers arrived and attempted to detain Jose, who became

combative, forcing both officers, one male, one female, into

a scrum on the ground, where Jose grabbed the female officer’s

hair.

At this point the (Johnson) brothers, and three others, jumped

in to help the police. One of the group reportedly held a hamburger

in one hand, and a piece of Jose in another. The first Johnson

said, "There were only so many places where you could grab the

dude."

Jose was transferred to a local hospital, and was later charged with

resisting arrest, indecent exposure, trying to escape, and assault

on a police officer.

He was booked into the Sacramento County Jail, without bail…

on an immigration hold.

There is no word on whether Sacramento, like it’s sister city

San Francisco, offered sanctuary to Jose. Because, as Nancy

Pelosi says, "It would be wrong to treat Jose like he doesn’t belong

here." (That’s a potential Democratic voter we’re talking about, here.)

If my Powerhouse Omega Formula didn’t keep me level headed,

I don’t know what I’d do.

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Big News From Down Under

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:19:25 +0000

I went to brunch yesterday morning and the gents

who had the table before me were kind enough to

leave the newspaper. This was almost like finding gold,

as the better half had two of her friends with her and

now I could read, while they chatted about…well,

whatever it was would certainly be chock full of

earbashing.

Imagine my surprise when I realised that the paper

was not local at all, but the Sydney Morning Herald.

Sydney being Sydney, Australia. I haven’t looked it

up, but there are few places on earth farther away

from here than Sydney, Australia. I would guess that

it would be about 24 hours flying time, which is why

it isn’t on my travel list.

While the ladies decided to walk the buffet, I opened

the paper. Right there in front of me was an article

that stated that the Australian government could save

billions…that’s BILLIONS, by giving fish oil supplements

to patients with cardiovascular disease. Researchers

had analysed the cost benefit of using fish oil supplements,

taking into account the cost to the economy of the number

of years lost, due to ill health, disability, or death.

So here you have the government of a large country

acknowledging that fish oil actually works, that they

themselves have studied it, and if just patients with

cardiovascular problems took it, billions…billions…

of dollars could be saved. Does that make you stop

and think for a moment?

Here’s my only complaint. Why just people who have

been identified as having cardiovascular problems? Why

not recommend fish oil to everyone, as I do, over and

over and over again. There is no better preventative on

God’s green earth than fish oil, but it isn’t just for people

who have heart problems.

My Powerhouse Omega Formula will help you to prevent

cardiovascular problems in the first place… if you get on

the bandwagon now. That’s the biggest favor you can do for

yourself. While I’m certainly glad that fish oil helps those that

already have the disease, but option number one is always

prevention.

Just imagine how much money we could save here… if Australians

can save billions. Our government has never even acknowledged

that fish oil actually works. That’s because the Obamessiah was

too busy making deals with giant pharmaceutical companies to

think about your health. You might want to remember that all

socialists are "one percenters." If you look at the history of all

socialist regimes, the only people who got top notch health

care were the bureaucrats, the top government employees, the

true believers. All the rest got what was left over.

You remember how Obama touted the great British system?

It looks like the Brits have had enough and they will soon privatize

their health care, again. In England, right now, you can wait up to

a year for an appointment. And people have had it with this system.

Hopefully the courts will slap down Obamacare here, as

unconstitutional, but until that actually happens…it’s just a hope.

Take it from our crazy cousins, down under, fish oil works.

And ultra high quality, pharmaceutical grade fish oil, which we

have ready to ship to you immediately, works even better.

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A Little Friday Fun

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:17:58 +0000

I thought I’d end the week by sending you a

few jokes that will pass the filters. I get a lot

of this material from you (the readers), so I

thought I would pass along what I could.

Michael O’Regan was on his deathbed. He

didn’t have long to go. One night, the smell of a

lovely Irish stew wafted up to his bedroom and

the nostalgia brightened him up. He called his

son.

"My last request, Sean, is to have a bowl of

that Irish stew that I can smell your mother is

cooking."

Sean returned in a few minutes. "Mum says

you can’t have any. It’s for the wake."

Mohammed el Caribe was in the village market

one day, when he felt a great rumbling in his stomach.

He could not control himself and let go a fart that

could only be described as a thunderclap! Everyone

in the market stopped what they were doing and

stared at Mohammed. He was so ashamed that he

left the village and wandered in the desert for many

years, too embarrassed to return home.

Now in his seventies, he felt that he would like to

return to his place of birth. He was certain that no

one would recognize him. Back in his home town

again, he headed for the marketplace and he was

surprised to see a big supermarket, in its place. He

asked one of the shopkeepers how long the building

had been there.

"Ah!" replied the man, "this building was completed

twenty years to the day after Mohammed el Caribe

farted in the marketplace."

What can you say to a man who’s just had sex?

Anything you like…he’s asleep.

Every seat in Giants’ stadium was sold except one.

It was NFL Championship Day. A television reporter

noticed the empty seat and thought there might be a

story.

"Why is this seat empty?" he asked the man sitting

beside it.

"That’s my wife’s seat," came the reply.

"Then why isn’t she here?"

"She died last week," replied the man.

"I’m so sorry to hear that," said the reporter, "but

surely you could have found a friend to come with

you today."

"No," replied the man, "they’re all at the funeral."

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Dr. Bill Goes Green

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:20:27 +0000

If you thought by the headline that I’d been struck by

lightning and knocked off my horse, like the Apostle Paul,

you’d be wrong. Anybody ever see the movie "The Apostle,"

with Robert Duvall? That just popped into my head when

I used the word "apostle". That was a very underrated movie,

in my opinion, and if you have the time, it’s well worth watching.

I’m not talking about "going green," in the environmental sense.

Lord knows, there are enough nut cases out there screwing up

our lives, with light bulbs that don’t provide light, toilets that

don’t flush, and cars that will go all of 40 miles, before they

have to be recharged. That’s green slime and nobody should

be buying in to that.

The green I’m talking about is in the grocery store, food market,

or farmers market, and it’s green foods. I have to tell you, I came

to green foods late in life, primarily because my mother cooked

the green out of these foods, making them mostly inedible. In

my late twenties, at a very good Chinese restaurant, I tried green

again and was stunned by how good it tasted.

Today, I eat a lot of green. Broccoli, Brussel’s sprouts, green beans,

broccoli raab, spinach, and all kinds of leafy greens like swiss chard,

mustard greens, kale, collards, bok choy and romaine lettuce.

What do all these green foods have in common?

Number one, they are all low in calories. You can eat a lot of green

and not think twice about it. Number two, they are high in beta carotene,

lutein, alpha lipoic acid, and vitamins C and E. Number three, they’re

high in fiber, which helps keep you full, keeps you regular and helps

detoxify your body, too.

Remember Popeye? Popeye would break out that can of spinach, suck

it down, and then go kick Bluto’s keister. In the days Popeye was made,

the connection was to iron. Popeye ate the spinach, his muscles turned

to iron, and he kicked ass.

Today, we know that iron was just one of 250 micronutrients contained in

spinach and other greens. These micronutrients create a synergy in

your system that other foods do not. In addition, green foods contain

Vitamin K, B Vitamins (thiamine, riboflavin, B6, and folate) and plant

derived omega-3 fatty acids. You don’t have to remember all of this, just

remember that green food is good for you.

It’s particularly good for your eyes and we all want to keep our eyes in

good shape. Let me put it to you this way. If you can’t see…there’s a

number of things you can’t do…like drive, read, watch TV, see a ballgame,

cook…in other words…if you can’t see…you become dependent…and that’s

a state I don’t want to be in.

My recommendation…eat green. It’s the only green project worth putting

any money into.

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Did you know that only two vegetables contain CoQ10? Spinach and broccoli.

But you’d have to eat a boatload to get what you need, after age 40. It’s

much easier to take my Heart Charging Formula, which will replace what your

body isn’t making anymore.

Come join thousands of satisfied customers.

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Dr. Bill

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Dr. Bill Goes Green

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:33:42 +0000

If you thought by the headline that I’d been struck by

lightning and knocked off my horse, like the Apostle Paul,

you’d be wrong. Anybody ever see the movie "The Apostle,"

with Robert Duvall? That just popped into my head when

I used the word "apostle". That was a very underrated movie,

in my opinion, and if you have the time, it’s well worth watching.

I’m not talking about "going green," in the environmental sense.

Lord knows, there are enough nut cases out there screwing up

our lives, with light bulbs that don’t provide light, toilets that

don’t flush, and cars that will go all of 40 miles, before they

have to be recharged. That’s green slime and nobody should

be buying in to that.

The green I’m talking about is in the grocery store, food market,

or farmers market, and it’s green foods. I have to tell you, I came

to green foods late in life, primarily because my mother cooked

the green out of these foods, making them mostly inedible. In

my late twenties, at a very good Chinese restaurant, I tried green

again and was stunned by how good it tasted.

Today, I eat a lot of green. Broccoli, Brussel’s sprouts, green beans,

broccoli raab, spinach, and all kinds of leafy greens like swiss chard,

mustard greens, kale, collards, bok choy and romaine lettuce.

What do all these green foods have in common?

Number one, they are all low in calories. You can eat a lot of green

and not think twice about it. Number two, they are high in beta carotene,

lutein, alpha lipoic acid, and vitamins C and E. Number three, they’re

high in fiber, which helps keep you full, keeps you regular and helps

detoxify your body, too.

Remember Popeye? Popeye would break out that can of spinach, suck

it down, and then go kick Bluto’s keister. In the days Popeye was made,

the connection was to iron. Popeye ate the spinach, his muscles turned

to iron, and he kicked ass.

Today, we know that iron was just one of 250 micronutrients contained in

spinach and other greens. These micronutrients create a synergy in

your system that other foods do not. In addition, green foods contain

Vitamin K, B Vitamins (thiamine, riboflavin, B6, and folate) and plant

derived omega-3 fatty acids. You don’t have to remember all of this, just

remember that green food is good for you.

It’s particularly good for your eyes and we all want to keep our eyes in

good shape. Let me put it to you this way. If you can’t see…there’s a

number of things you can’t do…like drive, read, watch TV, see a ballgame,

cook…in other words…if you can’t see…you become dependent…and that’s

a state I don’t want to be in.

My recommendation…eat green. It’s the only green project worth putting

any money into.

http://www.drsbillsformulas.com

Did you know that only two vegetables contain CoQ10? Spinach and broccoli.

But you’d have to eat a boatload to get what you need, after age 40. It’s

much easier to take my Heart Charging Formula, which will replace what your

body isn’t making anymore.

Come join thousands of satisfied customers.

With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

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Reduce Your Risk Of Type 2 Diabetes

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:26:36 +0000

When you read the "stats," as the old dead Dizzy

Dean used to say, it coud be that they ain’t telling

the whole story. For you youngsters, Paul "Dizzy"

Dean was a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals,

before Bob Gibson. I hope you know who he was.

"Anyways," as the Dizz would have said, "we

have to be movin’ on. Take it away, Pee Wee."

That would have been Pee Wee Reese, who

was famous as "Pee Wee" (Brooklyn Dodgers)

long before today’s version. (I actually went to

the same grammar school as Pee Wee’s kid,

back in the early days.)

When you see the statistics of Type 2 diabetes

in this country since the early 1960′s, it’s just mind

boggling. Right now…there are 26 million confirmed

Type 2 diabetics and 79 million pre-diabetics. That’s

106 million, or one third of the country.

How can you protect yourself?

One way is with my Powerhouse Omega Formula.

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Omega-3 fatty acids have been clinically proven to

help stabilize blood sugars naturally, along with lifestyle

changes, including diet and exercise. Omega-3 fatty

acids have also been used to reduce the risk of complications,

like heart disease and stroke. A study published in

Nutrition and Metabolism shows how omega-3 fatty

acids play a role in metabolic processes, with respect

to blood sugar and fat processing. The research indicates

that omega-3 fatty acids improve carbohydrate and fat

metabolism, by burning metabolic fuels (glucose and fat)

better, and they can help to regulate energy storage, too.

Diabetes is a gateway disease. When a person has

diabetes, they usually have other problems as well.

The most common of these is heart disease, but believe

me, there can be all kinds of other complications. As you

get older, as we all will, complications can and do increase.

The best way to treat diabetes is not to get it in the first place.

If you’re overweight…you’re a candidate. The best thing

to do is to get those extra pounds off and do it, as soon as

possible.

Come join thousands of highly satisfied customers.

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Obama’s Favorite BS Artist

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:25:45 +0000

If you listen to the drivel foisted upon us by the

mainstream media, you would think that Warren

Buffett is just like your sainted grandfather and that

every word that comes out of his mouth is a nugget

to be saved and used, over and over in conversation,

to prove what a genius ol’ pappy is.

Buffett plays the part very well and he’s managed to

convince the economically challenged Obama that

his advice should be followed, whenever possible.

After all…hasn’t he made everyone who has bought

his stock rich? (One share of Berkshire-Hathaway is

worth $119,190.00, at the moment)

Which means that only the very, very wealthy can

buy in, today. And there is no shortage of buyers, so

Buffett will go on making billions, as long as he wants

to. And as far as I’m concerned, there isn’t anything

wrong with that…

As long as you know that Warren Buffett is one of the

greatest bullshit artists to ever walk down the boulevard.

Why do I say this?

Because lately…Buffett has been using taxpayer money

to enrich his company and himself, by extension. The

same Warren Buffett that says its time for the government

to stop "coddling" the "super rich" is relying on government

largesse and "coddling," with taxpayer money (that is, your

money).

Here’s a little financial history.

During the 2008 campaign, Obama made it clear that

Buffett was his "go to" financial advisor. When the shit

hit the fan in September 2008, Buffett invested $5 billion

in Goldman Sachs, which was in danger of collapsing. He

got a sweetheart deal for Berkshire-Hathaway, in return.

To outsiders, it looked like Buffett was jumping in to save

the market, and that’s what he let them think.

But there is no such thing as charity, where only honey

badgers hang out. Buffett’s house was on fire, too.

Berkshire-Hathaway was heavily invested in Wells Fargo

and U.S. Bancorp. Both of them were sitting on the edge

of a financial cliff.

So what did Buffett do? He and his friend Obama began

campaigning for the TARP bailout. The first time the bill

came up, it was defeated. You may remember that McCain

and Obama flew in to Washington to vote… for the bailout.

Buffett had managed to convince both that the bailout was

essential for the survival of the country.

It was also necessary for Buffett’s survival. He was as

highly leveraged as the companies he criticized. Had the

bailout not been passed, nobody would be talking about

what a genius Warren Buffett was, or is (take your pick).

He was just as greedy as the "fat cats" everyone was railing

about.

On the eve of the second vote, Buffet bought a huge stake

in GE, which was in worse shape than Goldman Sachs. He

announced that he was "confident Congress would do the

right thing." They did and Buffett made billions, by having

the government pay off the debts of the companies he

invested in… and for which he got paid a premium.

He admitted that he wouldn’t have done anything, if he didn’t

think the government wasn’t going to act (with our money).

And Obama’s help. No wonder Buffett is willing to campaign

for Obama. Nobody ever made him more money than Barack

and with absolutely no risk.

Buffett continues to talk out of both sides of his mouth, today.

While deriding his competitors, he is continuing to invest in

areas where Obama is targeting federal money. His plea to

tax the super rich really means "tax my competitors." He

wants everyone, except him and his company, to pay more

taxes. What he really wants is more government subsidized,

no risk opportunities. And Obama is ready, and willing, to

give ol’ Grandpa G Money what he wants.

Buffett likes to say, "You don’t know who’s swimming naked…

until the tide goes out," whatever that means. It sure is folksy

though, ain’t it?

To me…the only difference between him and Bernie Madoff…

is that he has the government on his side, while he steals

from you. I think we should start calling him Uncle Fleeceter.

Or Grandpa Flimflam. Or maybe a Chinese nickname would be

appropriate: One Luckee Sum Bitch.

Did you know that my Powerhouse Omega Formula can help

elevate your mood? It can, but it has virtually no side effects, like

the stuff being dished out in thousands of offices, on a daily basis.

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Can My Powerhouse Omega Formula Make You More Orgasmic

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:07:40 +0000

Whenever my friend Jack likes something, I am

certain to hear the words, "Orgasmic, baby..orgasmic."

He uses the phrase where others would say, That’s

great!…Way to go!…good job!", and all the other phrases

that would fit the occasion. In the 20 years or more

I’ve known him, he has never changed the phrase for

anyone, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed.

He has gotten as many laughs as he has dirty looks,

from all the people who have heard him say it over

the years. So this morning, sitting in my study, and

reading some research about fish oil and orgasms, I

naturally thought of him.

For a long time, all the studies had to report was that

men had problems getting it up and then, keeping it up.

Then, along came the little blue pill (Viagra), as well as

Levitra and Cialis, and old Hugh Hefner started having

sex with 19 year olds again. Money started pouring into

pharmaceutical companies like a springtime flood in

the Northeast. It’s still pouring in today, even though

the "cure" only works half the time, and it has some

very frightening side effects, like death.

Now researchers are telling us that women have some

of the same problems as men. (Most of us already knew

this, but academics are often unsually slow on the draw.)

These problems include difficulty reaching orgasm, lack

of desire, pain during sex, fertility issues, or anxiety issues,

related to performance. The statistics show that as many

as 40% of women, between 18 and 59, could have these

problems.

Many researchers think that there is no reason to try and

find a cure. I’m guessing that most women would disagree.

Researchers have recently discovered there is a direct

link between health and better sex. (Imagine that!) One

of the things that was studied was the benefit of fish oil

on behavior and sexual desire. (Fish oil boosts dopamine

and serotonin levels in the brain…both of which are

significantly important to both behavior and sexual desire.)

We already know that omega-3′s help improve blood

circulation. Researchers are now beginning to explore

results for fish oil that mirror the little blue pills.

Here’s what you can take away from this research,

without reading a bunch of boring studies.

1) The better shape you’re in, the better the sex.

2) You are what you eat.

Number one, I shouldn’t have to explain. Number two,

means that problems stem from what you ingest. If you’re

shoving junk into your system, it won’t run the way it’s

supposed to. It will run, but it will run like an old Ford Pinto.

They’ll be a lot of clicking noises, flutters, creaks and one

day, it could just explode, or stop.

Goof food is essential to your system and so is fish oil.

You wouldn’t run your car without oil, so how about treating

your body with the same respect your give an automobile.

And any old random fish oil isn’t going to do the trick. You

want the best, and the best is my Powerhouse Omega

Formula. And…as an added benefit, it just might improve

your sex life. (Men and women)

You could also try my MegaRex Formula.

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But remember what I said earlier. Get yourself in shape, and eat

good food.

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Dr. Bill

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Fish Oil Helps With Degenerative Arthritis

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:09:51 +0000

27 million people in the U.S. suffer from degenerative arthritis,

which is also called osteoarthritis. The disease is caused by

wear and tear on the joints, and often affects the weight bearing

articulations, such as the knees and hips, but it can also affect the

wrists, feet and spine.

Degenerative arthritis can occur in any joint in the body; it’s an

equal opportunity inflamer. The joints become painful when the

bone cartilage that protects the joints erodes away, exposing the

bone, which causes friction and damage. This causes unpleasant

pain, stiffness, swelling and a loss of mobility.

Heat, cold, humidity and other weather related factors can increase

the severity of the symptoms. A good number of patients who suffer

from degenerative arthritis may eventually need joint replacement

surgery to reduce disability, alleviate pain and have a better quality

of life. Before my accident, this was how I made my living.

My Powerhouse Omega Formula can, and should, be used by

anyone suffering from degenerative arthritis, to help relieve the

inflammation and the resulting pain and stiffness in the joints.

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A recent double blind clinical trial in Australia, with several hundred

participants between the ages of 40 and 60, found that there was a

clinically important improvement in the pain levels and disability of

the participants, after 3 months of taking fish oil.

Currently, about 80% of degenerative arthritis sufferers rely heavily

on NSAIDS (non steroidal anti inflammatory drugs) such as Aleve,

Advil, Motrin, etc.,to reduce their suffering. The downside of this is that

prolonged use of NSAIDS can harm the lining of the stomach. Long

time use of my Powerhouse Omega Formula can reduce the need

for NSAIDS, as well as improve your general health.

Come join thousands of highly satisfied customers.

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Sir Paul McCartney Gives Up His Bong

Dr. Bill Stillwell — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:48:49 +0000

Paul McCartney is finally ending his cannabis habit. No

more spliffs, doobies, or blunts for him. Freshly remarried,

McCartney says he’s giving it up to set an example for

his eight year old daughter, Beatrice. Beatrice was the only

good thing about McCartney’s second marriage to the psycho

bitch, Heather Mills. Did I just say that? Well yes…because

it’s true and, were I in his shoes during that period, I think

I might have clubbed the woman with her artificial limb.

Just joking…but it’s hard to entertain any healing vibrations

when you think of her. And when you’re Sir Paul McCartney,

a little mistake gets magnified at least a hundred times. If

you’re an ordinary muck savage and you choose the wrong

mate, you can usually hide the embarrassment without too

much trouble. You can move to Maui, for instance, or to

Fargo, North Dakota, where the only thing people know about

you is what you tell them. That’s not an option for McCartney,

who is known all over the world.

By his own admission, Paul has been smoking the weed

since Bob Dylan introduced him to it, all the way back in

1964 or 5. That’s enough time to turn his lungs into a tar

pit, because most potheads also smoke cigarettes. So it’s

a double whammy and being a vegan won’t help get the tar

out of your lungs. They might tell you it will…but believe me…

it won’t.

So he quit…at age 69, where it’s much harder to break a

lifelong habit than when you’re young… and can easily find

another addiction. Just kidding. Actually…I commend him

on his decision. It will be very hard for him to stay away

from the stuff, especially if he sits anywhere near Keith

Richards and all the other musicians, who spark up at the

dropping of a leaf.

I’d really like to do some research on Keith Richards’ body,

when he dies…that’s assuming of course…that he goes

first. The fact that he should have checked out already…

and hasn’t…isn’t lost on me. It’s just that in the interest of

science…he really should go first.

But here’s some advice for Sir Paul: You’re safe for a few more

years, but when you get to be 75, and she’s 14 or 15, then

I would worry. You’ve got to hope that she isn’t thinking, "Well,

he did smoke the stuff for 45 years…and he’s still here, so

what could it hurt?" Believe me, kids have their own system

of logic and it will take in all the information available, at that

time.

But again…I commend the effort. I hope you succeed and

wish you well.

You may want to consider taking my Powerhouse Omega

Formula, even though you’re a vegan. Now that you’re

going to be off the chronic, you might notice a number of

aches and pains that were masked by the weed and funky

incense.

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With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

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