Fat Al Blasts The President

Posted: June 23rd, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »

You know we’ve hit the summer doldrums when Fat Al Gore

    gets a headline on the news. Fat Al has been… 

busy …doing something…from somewhere…for some
time. He hired the egomanical communist, Keith Olbermann, 
for his TV network that has somewhere north of 50,000
viewers, so that kept him busy. He’s also had his finger
in the dike, trying to hold his dire predictions on the 
environment together, as scientists from around the 
world discredit him daily, and prove that all his hysteria
was just a big container of recycled jetliner air.
 
He is so far down in the consciousness of the 
American people that he has attacked…President
Obama…for his poor record on the environment. 
That’s right. President Obama has failed to implement
the disastrous policies favored by Fat Al and his friends
at the EPA. (But what Fat Al is really saying to Obama
is this: "I have a tremendous amount of money invested
in green energy companies and if you don’t get me some 
government money…soon…I’m going to lose a lot of 
scratch, not to mention the rest of my credibility. "
 
Poor Fat Al. First he had to give half his Google money
to Tipper and now, the buzzards are flying over the rest 
of his portfolio. 
 
Every day, we hear about the $4.5 billion dollars in tax 
subsidies going to big oil. Personally, I think the oil
companies should just give that money up, it won’t 
hurt them a bit. But that’s just part of the picture. There’s
another $15.5 billion in tax subsidies going to green energy
companies, such as wind power, solar power, methane
power, and so on. The big difference is that none of the 
green power companies could open their doors tomorrow
without government largesse. None of them (not one) are
profitable. They pay no taxes to the federal government 
(unlike the oil companies), because they don’t make any
money. 
 
By the Laws of the Universe, they would fall. But not with
friends like Fat Al. His friends insure that taxpayers will
continue to pour billions more into unprofitable companies,
like the ones for which he’s holding the paper. 
 
One of Obama’s energy guys has said that none of the
alternative fuels will work, until they get the price of gas
up to $7 a gallon. So when the needle is rising on the gas
pump, guess who’s got a vested interest in getting the 
price higher? You guessed it: Fat Al.
 
Obama has said he believes in green policy. But $7 a 
gallon gasoline will have Barack back on Chicago’s South
Side quicker than a Doc Halladay fastball. Obama was at
least smart enough to get elected, something Fat Al couldn’t
accomplish, in spite of being handed the election.
 
I’m with Barack on this one. 
 
"Fat Al, sit down and shut up!"
 
 
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
 
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
 
Dr. Bill
 
 
 

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