Dust Off The Electric Bleachers

Posted: January 25th, 2011 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »

2011 hasn’t slowed down any of the nutbags that afflict us on a
daily basis. The electric bleachers haven’t been used yet and I’m in
the process of dusting it off, because I believe you have to be
proactive in these situations.

The first candidate is obviously the Tucson shooter, Jared (Not the
Subway Guy) Loughner. He is front row, center. On his immediate left
should be the Ft. Hood killer, Nadal Malik Hasan, who shouldn’t even
require a trial (but will get one, because that’s who we are).

Then, maybe we could move on to others, like Paul Krugman of the New
York Times, Markos Moulitsas of the Daily Kos, Keith Olbermann
(formerly of MSNBC), Chris Matthews, Paul Begala and the list goes
on and on (OK, just kidding on this last group…but fun to
imagine).

There is another wack job, too, as of late this afternoon.
Unbelievably, I watched a somewhat sympathetic news piece on an
Iraqi named Faleh Almaleki, who is in psychiatric lockup in…not in
Iraq, but Arizona, where this genius dispatched his daughter in an
“Honor Killing.” Honor Killing is what some deranged Muslims do to
members of their own family (usually women), who they believe broke
Islamic law. One member of the family serves as judge, jury and
executioner, to preserve “family honor.”

Amaleki had moved his family to Arizona from Iraq. He apparently
believed his daughter had become “too westernized, ” while he wanted
her to stay true to Iraqi traditions. (Tell me again why he moved
here?) His daughter apparently did not want an arranged marriage,
but instead, she wanted the life of a typical American.

So Daddioleki harassed his daughter on a regular basis, along with
her boyfriend and her boyfriend’s family. Then, he reportedly
crashed his Jeep into his daughter and her boyfriend’s mother, as
they walked across a parking lot. His daughter died; the boyfriend’s
mother lived.

He hasn’t been tried yet, because he hasn’t had a full mental health
review. (?)

I say… it’s a shame we can’t skip the trial and put him on the ol’
electric bleachers, saving the of Arizona some money and everyone
else the thought that one day, this guy might not like something (or
someone) else.

These “Honor Killings” are particularly heinous and barbarous. They
go on in many places in the Middle East, but they are also starting
to happen in France, England and the United States. We need to
establish a strong precedent for these clowns, who still think they
are living in the 8th Century and those Electric Bleachers would be
just the ticket. No trials, no lawyers, do not pass go and collect
$200. Just strap them up and let them ride the lightning.

Yeah, I know, I know. But I can dream…

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With my best wishes for your optimum health,

Dr. Bill

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