Do We Really Need This

walking the streets of Manhattan entertainment and 

the best part is that it’s free. Real entertainment in 

New York is expensive. If you want tickets to anything

that’s really hot, or a Yankees game, it’s going to cost

you more than a few bucks.

 

The street entertainment goes on 24/7 and you only

contribute if you feel like it. You can watch artists, 

musicians and more than a few in the "just plain off

their rocker" category. 

 

I had just finished a meeting and decided to walk 

down the avenue when I looked up and saw a sign

advertising a "tattoo and body piercing event." It was

directly in my path, about three blocks down. At the 

stoplight, I waited for a "Go" signal and turned my 

head to the right. What I saw was truly frightening.

 

There was a young woman standing next to me and

her whole face was pierced and studded. When I say

"whole face," I don’t mean just the ears and nose. She

had to have two to three hundred studs, rings, and 

wires in her face. It was so horrifying I had to look 

again, to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.

 

The view didn’t get any better. I paused as the light 

turned, to let her move on, so I didn’t have to witness

that again. As I hit the block this hoedown was being

held at, I had the sensation of feeling that I was a 

stranger on another planet. 

 

In front of the hotel, there were more tattooed folks

than I had ever seen in my life. Not just tattooed on

the body, but on the face, whole heads and head to

toe. The tattoos didn’t really wig me out, though they

were very strange. Some of them were quite exotic,

and even looked good on their canvas.

 

The piercing thing…the girl on the corner was just a

prelude to how wacky people can get. After a minute

or two of glancing at the outside display, I had to get 

out of the area. The topper was a guy who had real 

spikes running from his back, up over the crown of his

head to the eyebrows, like a stegosaurus. These weren’t

small either; they had to be three inches long. 

 

That was it…my signal that it was time to roll. The

only thing that guy didn’t have was an Obama/Biden

sticker. But I’m sure he’s a fan.

 

You talk about a place where my Powerhouse Omega

Formula was sorely needed. Just think of how many 

unconnected circuits you have to have in your brain to

think that putting 300 metal studs in your face is going

to help you. Some of the people there needed to be hooked

up to 55 gallon drums of my Powerhouse Omega Formula,

just to have a chance of getting back to reality.

 

http://www.favoriteformulas.com

 

The next time you feel the urge to get your body

pierced, order some of my Powerhouse Omega Formula.

 

You’ll thank me.

 

I’ll be back tomorrow with more.

 

With my best wishes for your optimum health,

 

Dr. Bill