Did The Mayans Have It Right
Posted: January 2nd, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »As I was driving to the grocery store yesterday, I remembered
a friend of mine who was very convinced that Y2K was going
to be cataclysmic. I discovered this fact while riding with him
from one hospital to another. In his backseat were six authentic
U.S. Army gas masks and other survival paraphrenalia. It turns
out that he didn’t need any of the six thousand dollars worth of
"just in case" stuff he had purchased to get over the hump.
2012 is also the last year of the Mayan calendar and some
people are predicting that this could be The Big One. Remember
when Redd Foxx used to put his hand over his heart and
say, "I’m comin’ Elizabeth…this is the big one!" Keep in mind
that just last year, we survived hurricanes, blizzards, earthquakes,
tsunamis, another year of Obama and the Kardashians, the last
being the really tough sledding.
The New Year started with the announcement by the world’s
fattest woman that she is shutting down her website, where
people actually paid to see her sit in a chair and eat. Sounds
like a case of having more mullet than brains, but this is one
of the drawbacks of the internet (invented by our dear friend
Fat Al, who, hopefully, won’t reinvent himself)
The hapless New York Jets failed to make the playoffs and
Rex (Twinkletoes) Ryan could be looking for work, along with
Norv (The) Turner in San Diego, where in spite of the largest
concentration of success gurus ever assembled, the comatose
Chargers played better golf than football. Seems they just
can’t overcome the old maxim, "Good weather and big money
make lousy football programs."
Northern cities are saving money on snow removal, so far,
although the ski industry is suffering. This is good news for
the nation’s capitol, where they usually have no sand or salt,
and if the plows aren’t broken, you can’t find the drivers. But,
it being Washington, everybody still gets paid.
My advice for the New Year is simple.
Get healthy and send Obama back to Chicago, or anywhere
for that matter, where he can’t screw anything else up.
You don’t have to worry about Obama until November, so you
have plenty of time to work on yourself.
Losing just 10 pounds can improve your health significantly.
But unfortunately, a lot of us need to lose more than that. That’s
no reason to be discouraged, though. Just get started.
I remember clearly how I felt as every pound came off (about 60
pounds total) .After I got past fifteen, I wasn’t stopping for
anybody, or anything. I still keep those old XX shirts around
to keep me motivated, three years later.
I didn’t need a fancy gym, I didn’t spend any money on
super cool workout clothes and I didn’t need to look in
the mirror all the time.
I did keep an eye on what I was shoving in my pie hole.
I became familiar with what are known as fruits and vegetables
and I made water my beverage of choice.
You can follow just what I did yourself.
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With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
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Plant City, FL 33567
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