Being A Fathead Is A Good Thing

Posted: January 7th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »

Over the weekend I bore witness to a “growing phenomenon”, and I mean that literally. Saturday, when I did a lot of walking at a large event, I was astounded several times by the size of some of the “spare tires” and “derierres.” A few of the hindquarters of those present had to be “a couple of ax handles wide”…and then some. Some of the spare tires could have been hot air balloons. 

I don’t remember this kind of thing in my youth. I mean…occassionally, we would run into a fat guy, but compared to some of today’s lardassians, I’m not sure they would be classified as fat. But what was really amazing in my observation was whole families of fat: Mom, Dad, the kids, all fat. The kind of fat that takes up three seats in the doctors office, per person (I’m joking, but not much).

These folks are medical time bombs, especially the kids. But like someone once said, “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” Except this kind of flattery is going to kill them.

I followed one woman around for about twenty minutes, and she stopped, bought, and consumed enough sweets to stock a bakery shelf. Sugar, sugar, sugar, and more sugar.

She obviously is not reading my emails about what I think is the # health threat in the United States, and judging by all those in the same shape, she ain’t alone.

Nothing screws up your body function like too much sugar. It’s the same as if your were standing in tar up to your waste and then, were asked to run. You would like to do it, but you can’t. That is what’s happening inside your body, when you feed it the wrong foods.

In the computer industry, they say when you input bad data, you get a lousy result. Your body is no different. If you keep jamming all that prepacked crapola down your piehole, sooner or later your body goes on the fritz, just like a car whose oil has never been changed.

The other thing is, even though lardassians eat up more than their share of turf, they are almost always malnourished, and suffer from extremely low levels of essential fatty acids. They are deficient in many other vital nutrients too, a list that could sometimes take up an entire page. Sugar blocks the function of many of the most important centers in your body.

But being deficient in essential fatty acids, such as the EPA/DHA contained in my Powerhouse Omega Formula, makes your brain “skinny,” and that isn’t a good thing. It makes your brain start to go haywire, and pretty soon, the messages it is sending out are not in your best interest. You can experience severe mood swings, violent urges, depression, brain fog, and a truckload of mental health issues.

One of the messages your brain will be sending out is: I need more sugar! And as a result, it becomes impossible to lose weight, as you consume more and more junk.

Taking pharmaceutical grade fish won’t make you Miss America (or Mr. America) overnight, but without it, you will just keep growing. Many people who have tried losing weight for years, without success, have succeeded when they got the right amount of essential fatty acids in their system. They had success then, because their brains started functioning better, and started sending the right messages.

So be a Fathead, and get your brain what it wants and needs. You know your car runs so much better with clean oil, and your brain, and body, is no different.

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