Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I just finished reading an email from Muffin (Are there really people out there called Muffin, or Missy?). Or is it a nickname, or just an email name? If I can stop cringing at the sound of those two names, I’ll be able to finish this.
What Muffin wrote in about was buying some fish oil (a very large bottle), at a big box store, and getting it home only to find out that it smelled like the Fulton Fish Market, on a hot August afternoon. The Fulton Fishmarket, for the non-New Yorkers out there, was in Manhattan for a century or so, and I believe it has now moved to the Bronx. I think real estate developers wanted that space, for some very high dollar projects.
Muffin doesn’t want to open the bottle again, because she said the smell made her queasy. Not surprising.
Here’s my advice. Throw it out. Sure, you’re going to lose some money, but a product that smells as bad as you describe probably isn’t worth taking, and might even be dangerous. All fish oil is not created equal, even though big chain grocery stores, big chain drug stores, and big box discounters would like us to believe it is. It took me a long time to find a fish oil that met all my extremely high specifications and I smelled and tasted a few samples of “good fish oil” that I never want close to me again.
When you take “good fish oil” and don’t manufacture it correctly, or to very high standards, and then place it in unstable capsules, and improperly store it, what you have is a skunk in a bottle. And you can only imagine what that tastes like when it bubbles back up your system. This is where the notorious fish burp comes from.
Whenever I speak about fish oil to groups it’s always one of the top questions.
“Dr. Bill, will your product give me “fish burps?”
And I’m always glad to be able to answer, “NO.” No, it will not.
That’s usually followed by, “Dr. Bill, I hate the smell of fish oil.”
Not only will my Dr. Bill’s Powerhouse Omega Formula not give anyone the dreaded “fish burps,” but it also has a fresh lemon scent, just like if you opened a bag of lemon drop candy. I don’t know too many people who don’t like that smell, in fact, I don’t know any. The enteric coating on each soft gel insures that it travels all the way to your intestines, before it dissolves. It won’t explode in your stomach, like the cheap stuff.
When designing my Powerhouse Omega Formula, I wanted to be able to say that it was absolutely the best product on the market and that not only did it provide more omega 3 fatty acids than anything else on the market, but it eliminated the dreaded fish burps and it also eliminated the skunk factor, found in so many other cheap fish oils.
My beta testers included some of the most opinionated people I know and it passed with flying colors. I first offered my formula to the public in February and sales have increased every month, since then. In all that time, there has not been one peep about fish burps, or skunky smelling bottles.
Here it is:
https://www.favoriteformulas.com
Most of the comments I get say one thing: “Dr. Bill, this is the best fish oil I have ever taken.”
That’s what we set out to do here–to deliver the best supplements on the market. I’d like to thank you for helping spread the word.
It’s much appreciated.
In the past couple of weeks we also launched two new formulas. There’s that (ahem…cough) sex formula, MegaRex (which I had to reorder, after only four days on the market), so I’m glad nobody has any problems in that department, and my new Slip Into Sleep Formula, which is an all-natural sleep aid, which won’t leave you feeling like you got run over by a bus.
You can check those out here:
MegaRex:
https://www.favoriteformulas.com/enhancement
Slip Into Sleep:
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Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
If it takes you more than 15 minutes to fall asleep every night,
go to this page now:
http://www.favoriteformulas.com/sleep/
Here, you’ll read about all the health problems lack of sleep
causes, and what you can do about it:
http://www.favoriteformulas.com/sleep/
With my best wishes for your optimum sleep,
Dr. Bill
P.S. Again the link is:
http://www.favoriteformulas.com/sleep/
Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
Although I haven’t seen the new motion picture “Inglorius Bastards,” I highly recommend it, without reservation. I think that after watching the television commercials where Brad Pitt extols the virtues of “killen natseeze” that this should be a five star experience (and did you see Angelina in that leather dress, at the premier?” OMG…as the younguns say).
From now on, I think that whenever someone asks me what I do, I’m going to reply, “Ahm in tha bizness of killen natseeze.” Now that’s what is called a conversation starter. It makes it easy to transition to Morning Wood. You might remember that Beavis and Butthead lived on Morningwood Drive (huh..huh huh).
Morning Wood, or better yet…the lack of morning wood…is a tip off that “somethin ain’t right,” as Larry The Cable Guy would say. Instead of going to their doctor, most men try and hide the problem, which isn’t a good idea. Most doctors today actually know a bit about solving this problem and more importantly, what kind of other problems this could foreshadow.
The lack of Morningwood, or Afternoon Wood, or Evening Wood, is more often than not, easily solved. But in some cases, it’s a precursor to diabetes and heart disease, or a serious vitamin or mineral defiecency. That is why you need to see a doctor, and you need to see someone who will run a very thorough exam on you. They shouldn’t be handing out Viagra scrips and tossing you out of the office 10 minutes later.
If your problem isn’t serious, and most aren’t, my MegaRex Formula may be the solution you’re looking for. It’s an all natural solution for the problem that “dare not speak its name.” It’s based on the same principles as Levitra, Cialis, and Viagra, but it doesn’t contain any synthetic ingredients (those are the kinds of things that trigger palpitations, liver and kidney problems, temporary blindness, and even death).
You can also take it every day (and should), without any fears whatsoever about side effects. I detailed all the ingredients yesterday, so I won’t do that again today. But you can rest assured, that nothing in the formula will harm you, in any way. It’s designed to give you a boost, when you need it.
There are a lot of contributing factors, as to why you would need it. We know what most of them are: Lousy diet. Lack of exercise. Unsafe drinking water (I’ll be writing on this soon). Air pollution. Exposure to toxic chemicals. All these factors take a toll, and I’m trying to give your body back the things it needs to function well.
And to put a smile on your face. And nothing puts a smile on your face better than a little midnight rambling…or morning rambling…or afternoon rambling.
MegaRex should keep you ready to roll.
Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I had to field a few line drives to the hot corner (third base) yesterday, after I wrote about Michelle Obama’s plan to end childhood obesity, to which she no doubt knows the answer, since she’s an attorney, hospital administrator and spokesperson. And of course, there is that all important Task Force, waiting to be appointed by the President.
Now we all know how much is accomplished by committees, blue ribbon panels, task forces and why they are the perfect political solution to any problem. (They get together, issue a report and disappear…never to be heard from, again.)
Take the blue ribbon panel on 9/11, for example. They met, they issued a report, the media talked about it and neither Bush, nor Obama, implemented anything they recommended.
One guy wrote in saying that it was the “medical community” (ie., doctors), who were responsible for childhood obesity. That’s like saying the guy who invented the wheel is responsible for “road rage.”
During my time as an active surgeon, I had to deal with a lot of overweight people. Being overweight puts a very serious strain on your knees and hips, and it can really screw them up. My advice to 9 out of 10 of these patients was to lose weight and get some exercise, in many cases, specific exercises, to alleviate their problem. I could have operated on all of them, but in a few years, they would have been back again, because the excess weight caused their problem.
Now, some of these people followed my advice and some didn’t. I was never in a position to force them to do anything and neither is the government, unless they start following you around, 24/7. Some patients went to other doctors to have surgery and then I sometimes had to fix that work, later on. The point is, the best doctor in the world cannot force anyone to follow his/her advice.
You can give a patient medicine, but you can’t make them take it. You can design a healthy diet, but it doesn’t mean anyone will follow it. I hate to keep picking on Oprah, but she has a personal trainer, a personal chef, famous doctors on call (excepting Dr. Phil) and she is STILL overweight.
Why? Because she won’t take personal responsibility for the problem. She’ll talk the problem to death, but she won’t own it. She’ll tell you how to do it, but she won’t follow the program herself. And that’s the problem with all this talk by political figures–it’s just for show. They don’t really mean it and they need those fat kids every few years, to score some points.
Here’s my solution.
Take one government agency, perhaps, say…the Department of Education, and institute a mandatory health program. Take all the soda machines out of the building, along with the snack machines, and fast food.
Bring in top flight chefs, and cook the food they claim they are eating. Have mandatory exercise one hour a day, every day. At the end of two years, anyone who fails the physical gets fired. They lose their cushy government job, and all the perks, period, end of story. We might see some results then, but don’t hold your breath, because it’s easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than to fire a government employee.
Here’s what makes a difference.
You look in the mirror…and believe me, that’s all it takes. You decide that you are going to make some changes, and you follow through. If you fall down, you get up. If you get knocked down, you get up. Pretty soon you won’t fall down anymore, because you are in control.
And when you start to feel better, you’ll ratchet up your program. When I hit the 30 pound weight loss, last year, I certainly didn’t stop. I kept going. At minus 60 pounds, I feel twice as good as I did then, which was pretty terrific. And there certainly was no government program involved. (And what are they going to tell us? Americans spent $60 billion dollars last year, on weight loss programs and information. What’s out there that we don’t know about already?)
There is a big difference between knowing and acting. You can know for instance, that taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula is a good thing for you. The benefits of my ultra pure fish oil would fill many pages and more benefits are being found all the time. But actually taking the Powerhouse Omega Formula requires committment. It requires acting on your belief that you can be a healthier person.
The Dr. Bill Family is growing every day, as more people discover that taking charge of your own health is the way to go. The only thing required is action.
Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I was up early this morning, watching one of the early morning talk fests and Michelle Obama was being glorified (I mean interviewed), by what’s her name…Robin Roberts, who cooed and gushed at everything coming out of Michelle’s mouth.
“Oh my, yes, it’s been a very tough year,” said Michelle, who we’re going to start seeing a whole lot more of, mark my words. There were the usual liberal political platitudes and, like I said, plenty of cheerleading support from the (journalist) asking the soft ball questions.
Then we got to the crux of the visit, which is this: The Obama Administration is declaring war on childhood obesity. (Funny Michelle should “declare war” on obesity, since the Commander can’t bring himself to “declare war” on Al Queda…but, I digress.)
Now, some of you may be thinking that this is a noble cause…and I’m not going to quibble with that…but the government is not going to solve the obesity crisis anymore than it’s going to deliver a swine flu vaccine, which it still hasn’t completed, although they have spent more than $10 Billion dollars. (Imagine if the threat had been real, which it wasn’t.) But they still managed to spend $10 Billion dollars fighting a problem they really have no control over,
whatsoever.
But what bothered me about the Michelle Obama approach, (ie., the President is going to form a Task Force which will…and….and…so on and such forth), was that obesity is now a government problem and she actually believes the government can solve the problem. Which just goes to prove my theory that liberals are absolutely incapable of learning anything.
Now my feeling is this: We need some test cases, before we should even consider this at the government level. Here’s what I propose:
We let Michelle bring in some of her fat friends, like Oprah, Aretha, Kirstie Alley, Tipper Gore, Fat Al Gore and slim them down. After they’ve kept the weight off for two years, then we consider whether this approach will work with children. And what a connundrum we face here. In Africa, we’re trying to put weight ON the children, and here, we’re trying to take it OFF. I say, let’s have them switch places and then, the problem is solved.
Yes, I am being a smarty pants here, but how much you weigh is not the government’s problem. It’s yours. And you’re the only one who can do something about it. And if your kids are fat, you’re the one who has to solve that problem, too.
It’s called being responsible and the government has never made anyone responsible for anything. You don’t have to look any further than the President, who is still blaming all his problems on George Bush, even though he spent 2 1/2 years and $500 million dollars campaigning to get this job.
Man up, Mr. President, and tell your wife the same thing. Can’t you just hear the 8 year old child asking, “Mom, Mrs. Obama says we need to slim down. How come her trunk is so full of junk?”
Healthcare begins at home. Parents should lead by example. If they fail, make them move to Pelosi’s district, where everything is tolerated, at government expense. I wonder if I can get a government mandate for my Powerhouse Omega Formula?
It certainly would save the government serious money if everyone was forced to take it. I should at least get to be Surgeon General and get to wear that fancy uniform. And since I’m a lot smaller than I used to be, they would save on material costs too.
I wonder how many staffers come with that job? Michelle Obama has 24 and she isn’t even elected to anything. I’m pretty sure I could get by on 18, as long as one of them has a nice yacht that sails the Caribbean. (There’s a lot of diseases I’d need to study, down there.)
Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I was talking to a friend of mine (imaginary), one Dr. Woodrow W. Woodpecker, about my brand spanking new formula, MegaRex, and exactly what health benefits it provides. First and foremost it deals with the dreaded ED (Remember Bob Dole in those hideous commercials? “Down, Boy…”)
Now the commercials were bad, but Bob really brought this issue out of the closet and into the mainstream, where men finally felt at least comfortable enough to whisper it to their doctor, in a locked vault. And I must admit that years ago, we doctors didn’t handle this issue very well. No one wants to experience what Georgie Boy Costanza called “shrinkage.”
It’s not shrinkage and, believe it or not, it happens to most men as they age. The really good news is that ED can be overcome, and you don’t have to take a dangerous drug to get some relief.
In most cases, ED involves blood flow. MegaRex is designed to relax the smooth muscle in the walls of genital arteries, to allow for better blood flow. The better the blood flow, the bigger the tree, as the environmentalists say. Or not.
MegaRex is a Nitric Oxide formula containing:
L – Arginine
L – Citrulline
Quercitin
Folic Acid
Ascorbic Acid
Vitamin E
Green Tea Polyphenols
L – Arginine is an amino acid which supports immune response, glucose balance, ammonia detoxification, hormone secretion, wound healing, reduced platelet aggregation and …vasodilation.
L – Citrulline is an amino acid precursor processed in the kidneys, where it is converted to arginine. The more arginine, the better for you.
Quercitin – is a natural flavonol that increases the bioavailibility of Nitric Oxide.
Folic acid – may increase Nitric Oxide levels by lowering homocysteine.
Ascorbic acid – protects retinal tissue from potential damage by Nitric Oxide metabolites.
Vitamin E – has vasoprotective effects due to its ability to increase Nitric Oxide formation. It also works synergistically with ascorbic acid to provide optimal conditions for Nitric Oxide formation.
Green Tea Polyphenols – contains catechins that promote Nitric Oxide bioavailability.
Okay…that’s the complicated scientific version of MegaRex.
In layman’s terms…MegaRex improves blood flow to Woodrow W. Woodpecker and makes him a stand up guy, or something to hang your hat on.
Nitric Oxide is a stimulant to HGH, or Human Growth Hormone release (Don’t worry, I’m not offering a Barry Bonds model of “the cream” or “the clear.”) Your body produces HGH naturally and as you get older, it sometimes doesn’t provide enough. And you can’t make it any better, sitting in a lazy boy recliner. Increasing the amount of arginine in your system can help prevent that guy named Droopy from showing up, unannounced:
MegaRex will also help you improve your blood pressure and circulation, and improve your mind and memory, by driving more oxygen and blood flow.
Hey…that’s improving the mind through better sex (I better get a patent on this quick!). Meanwhile, my L – Arginine can help me fend off all the pretenders.
Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I’m not in New Orleans, one of America’s greatest places, but I’m feeling just like “Letting the good times roll,” as they say in that part of the country in Cajun French, cher. I’m celerating a bit locally, here in Long Island, because of the release of my new formula, MegaRex, which is already flying out the door of our warehouse and we’ve only told a few people about it, so far.
Tomorrow, I’ll announce it to more people, as will a few of my friends.
MegaRex is designed as an alternative to Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, which are all powerful drugs with innumerable side effects. MegaRex is an all natural formula, which will do the same thing, but you don’t have to “worry about an unsafe drop in blood pressure, headaches, dizziness, diarrhea, blindness, heart attack,” or the much dreaded “anal leakage.”
MegaRex isn’t a pill. It’s a powder, a little bit like what we oldsters used to call “fizzies.” You add it to a 4 ounce glass of water, let it settle for a minute, and then add 4 more ounces of water. You let that sit for a minute, and then drink it. It has a flavor reminiscent of Tang (Is that still around?). That’s it.
Give it about 20 minutes, and you should be good to go.
Laissez les bon temps roulez!
You can take this formula every day.
In fact…you should.
It’s 100 per cent natural and the ingredients (which I’ll talk more about tomorrow), will do a lot to help improve your overall health.
No pharmaceutical company wants you taking their product every day. They have enough problems with side effects from men who take their product a few times a month. And outside of what it does, there are no other benefits whatsovever (Maybe theyre counting the sale of adult diapers).
If you’ve been suffering in silence with problems in the bedroom and didn’t know what to do… now, you do:
MegaRex
And no, I’m not telling you can grow a sequoia in minutes…like those late night infomercials.
But I am telling you that Jack will come out of the box when he gets an invite.
I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
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I’ll be back tomorrow with more.
With my best wishes for your optimum health,
Dr. Bill
P.S. Here’s the link again:
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Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
When you start your own business, you get a lot of mail and some of it isn’t very pleasant. The majority of the mail is usually pretty good, and it’s how we get to know what people are thinking, all across the country and even in other parts of the world. I think that, at the moment, we are shipping to 11 countries, outside the borders of the United States.
I get all kinds of medical questions and believe it or not, all three partners read all the mail that comes in. I answer the medical questions and they answer anything that pertains to the business.
We also answer all questions in a civil manner, no matter what side of the fence we sit on, politically. I have always believed that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether it is right or wrong. And it really doesn’t matter if I’m right or wrong, as long as I get my say.
So this morning we received a missive from a guy named Glenn, who apparently had to eat burnt Cheerios, with sour milk and an unripe banana.
“It is rather stupid of you to show your political stripes when a subscriber may beg to differ.”
So what is this backwater intellectual saying? That the mere mention of the Obamessiah is heresy? That having an opinion different from his is offensive? That saying that a political organiztion won’t stop a plague is untrue?
“I am canceling my subscription immediately; just get over the November election and stop bellyaching. The world is at last free of eight years of political hell.”
Okay…number one. Thank you Glenn, for cancelling your subscription. Anybody with an IQ like yours was not going to get much here anyway. Better you spend your time over at Huffington Post and may I suggest you get all your health information at the free clinic nearest you.
Number two…it’s no secret here that I think the President’s health care proposal is a disaster and I think I am joined by an increasing majority of Americans, every day. The President’s plan is not health care reform, will not bring down costs, and will not cover all Americans. And if it was such a good plan, why is the President, and all the members voting on it, along with government employees, exempt from the proposal? Hmmmmm?
Because they know it stinks (and BTW, the President doesn’t actually HAVE a plan–he hasn’t even read what we DO have: that atrocious House bill HR3200, that will ruin health care in this country, if passed).
And third…the world is not free of political hell. You and all the Bush bashers may be free of W, but you aren’t safe… don’t believe that for a moment. I’m sure you’re the kind of guy who is busy typing up a list of neighbors, to turn in to the White House, because they have differing opinions than all the socialists you know, so I won’t keep you from what’s important.
The trouble with all the “Glenns” is that they read, but they don’t implement. I know this, because a guy taking my Powerhouse Omega Formula would never have written an email like this in the first place. Fish Oil does some of its best work in the brain and would have made a person think twice, before firing off anything that made him look and sound like he had krill for brains (that’s a little fish oil humor).
Opinions are what make America great and nobody should be afraid to sound off, on any subject whatsoever.
Goodbye Glenn, and say hello to Alec and Janeane for me. Your loss, pal.
Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Bill | No Comments »
I received an email the other day about the swine flu, or what the Nobama administration calls H1N1. The person who sent it was a little excited, which is to say, she is spending way to much time worrying about something that she really can’t do anything about.
The Nobama administration can’t do anything about it either, but they are trying to project the image that they are way out in front of this. Historically, no one has ever been ahead of the curve when it comes to the flu, and I don’t think this group will get a win, either.
The whole swine flu scenario sort of reminds me of an old doctor’s joke, that goes like this.
Norm began hyperventilating when he saw the doctor. “Doc,” he said, “I’m sure I’ve got liver disease!”
“That’s ridiculous.” said the doctor. “You’d never know if you had liver disease…because there are no symptoms of any kind.”
“Exactly!” says Norm. “Those are my precise symptoms.”
So what can you do to protect yourself against the swine flu?
Believe it or not, what you eat is a huge protection against disease.
Number one on the list?
Chicken soup. That’s right, all those Jewish mothers had it right, in spite of all the jokes. This soup provides fluids needed to fight off viruses, and reduces inflammation. And if you mix in plenty of garlic, onion, and ginger, and even some turmeric, you have a real flu basher, to help you. Garlic contains one of the most potent broad spectrum antibiotics among plants, and its called allicin. Ginger has chemicals called sesquiterpenes, that specifically work againt rhinoviruses. It also contains substances that suppress coughing.
You can also put ginger and honey in green tea and drink it all day.
Citrus fruit is a good flu fighter too. So is red bell pepper, broccoli, sweet potatoes, and tomato.
You can also put red wine on the list, along with yogurt, and Brazil nuts. Brazil nuts are very high in selenium, a mineral that helps boost your immune system.
You can also add caraway seed to your tea. The seeds are rich in limonene, which has flu fighting properties.
Elderberry is also extremely powerful, and has more than a dozen antiviral compounds and flavonoids, that stimulate the immune system. You can get these from wine, or even jam that you spread on toast.
Stay away from caffeine. Caffeine from coffee and soda will dehydrate you.
And no more than two alcoholic drinks a day. Alcohol weakens your immune system and also, dehydrates you.
While you’re at it, be sure and take your Powerhouse Omega Formula, which is fundamental to keeping your operating system up and running:
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Oh…before I forget…the answer to “How do you prepare your chickens?” is:
“Nothing special really. We just tell them they’re going to die.”
