Elton John’s Oscar Party Was A Hoot

Posted: February 28th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
That’s what I heard, anyway…I wasn’t there. My 
invitation must have gotten lost, and I’ll be damned
if I’d fly all the way out to La La Land, only to be 
refused admission by a horde of 300 pound, no neck
thugs…some of whom just might be carrying a large
Roscoe. Don’t you love how the glitterati are all against
handguns, but they all have half a dozen bodyguards,
carrying enough firepower to hold off the Crips for 
20 minutes, or so. Or at least until Commander O 
arrives on the scene, with a company of Chicago 
thespians. They would then apologize, until everybody 
was happy, and then the area could be cleared.

I would have liked it if the invite had arrived on time,
because from what I saw on TV, Katy Perry was 
looking mighty fine. And now that that scraggly dude
she was married to is history, I might have had a shot.
I never could figure out what she saw in him, anyway.
Word is that she is looking for a more stable, conservative
sort of fellow, and I think I fit the bill. Except for one 
small detail…which is that the better half would kick my
ass all the way to Pottawattimie County (It’s in Iowa).

There was a great California story that sort of got 
obscured by the Oscars. It was north of La La Land,
in Governnor Moonbeam’s home turf of Sacramento,
where he is trying to keep California from running out of
money, because they have to pay for all the programs he
instituted, when he was governor, way back when (when
Linda Ronstadt was still slim).

It seems that a young Hispanic man, Jose Ayala, showed
up at a welding shop, looking for work. The shop owner,
Chris Johnson, was slightly taken aback…because Jose
was…naked. He told Johnson that he was good with his
hands. After that, he got a little incoherent.

Johnson said he didn’t know why a naked man would come
into a welding shop, regardless of his purported skills. Jose
then wandered outside (application completed) and stood in
front of the business. Johnson’s brother then arrived, and 
determined that Jose was wasted. "He appeared to be wacked,"
was the quote.

Officers arrived and attempted to detain Jose, who became
combative, forcing both officers, one male, one female, into
a scrum on the ground, where Jose grabbed the female officer’s
hair.

At this point the (Johnson) brothers, and three others, jumped 
in to help the police. One of the group reportedly held a hamburger
in one hand, and a piece of Jose in another. The first Johnson 
said, "There were only so many places where you could grab the
dude."

Jose was transferred to a local hospital, and was later charged with
resisting arrest, indecent exposure, trying to escape, and assault
on a police officer. 

He was booked into the Sacramento County Jail, without bail…
on an immigration hold.

There is no word on whether Sacramento, like it’s sister city
San Francisco, offered sanctuary to Jose. Because, as Nancy
Pelosi says, "It would be wrong to treat Jose like he doesn’t belong 
here." (That’s a potential Democratic voter we’re talking about, here.)

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I don’t know what I’d do. 

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Big News From Down Under

Posted: February 27th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
I went to brunch yesterday morning and the gents 
who had the table before me were kind enough to 
leave the newspaper. This was almost like finding gold, 
as the better half had two of her friends with her and 
now I could read, while they chatted about…well, 
whatever it was would certainly be chock full of
earbashing.

Imagine my surprise when I realised that the paper
was not local at all, but the Sydney Morning Herald.
Sydney being Sydney, Australia. I haven’t looked it 
up, but there are few places on earth farther away 
from here than Sydney, Australia. I would guess that
it would be about 24 hours flying time, which is why
it isn’t on my travel list.

While the ladies decided to walk the buffet, I opened
the paper. Right there in front of me was an article 
that stated that the Australian government could save
billions…that’s BILLIONS, by giving fish oil supplements
to patients with cardiovascular disease. Researchers
had analysed the cost benefit of using fish oil supplements,
taking into account the cost to the economy of the number
of years lost, due to ill health, disability, or death.

So here you have the government of a large country 
acknowledging that fish oil actually works, that they 
themselves have studied it, and if just patients with 
cardiovascular problems took it, billions…billions…
of dollars could be saved. Does that make you stop 
and think for a moment?

Here’s my only complaint. Why just people who have 
been identified as having cardiovascular problems? Why
not recommend fish oil to everyone, as I do, over and 
over and over again. There is no better preventative on
God’s green earth than fish oil, but it isn’t just for people
who have heart problems. 

My Powerhouse Omega Formula will help you to prevent
cardiovascular problems in the first place… if you get on
the bandwagon now. That’s the biggest favor you can do for
yourself. While I’m certainly glad that fish oil helps those that
already have the disease, but option number one is always
prevention.


Just imagine how much money we could save here… if Australians
can save billions. Our government has never even acknowledged
that fish oil actually works. That’s because the Obamessiah was
too busy making deals with giant pharmaceutical companies to
think about your health. You might want to remember that all 
socialists are "one percenters." If you look at the history of all
socialist regimes, the only people who got top notch health
care were the bureaucrats, the top government employees, the
true believers. All the rest got what was left over.

You remember how Obama touted the great British system? 
It looks like the Brits have had enough and they will soon privatize
their health care, again. In England, right now, you can wait up to
a year for an appointment. And people have had it with this system. 
Hopefully the courts will slap down Obamacare here, as 
unconstitutional, but until that actually happens…it’s just a hope.

Take it from our crazy cousins, down under, fish oil works.
And ultra high quality, pharmaceutical grade fish oil, which we
have ready to ship to you immediately, works even better.

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A Little Friday Fun

Posted: February 24th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
I thought I’d end the week by sending you a
few jokes that will pass the filters. I get a lot 
of this material from you (the readers), so I 
thought I would pass along what I could.

Michael O’Regan was on his deathbed. He 
didn’t have long to go. One night, the smell of a 
lovely Irish stew  wafted up to his bedroom and
the nostalgia brightened him up. He called his 
son.  
"My last request, Sean, is to have a bowl of 
that Irish stew that I can smell your mother is
cooking."
Sean returned in a few minutes. "Mum says 
you can’t have any. It’s for the wake."

Mohammed el Caribe was in the village market 
one day, when he felt a great rumbling in his stomach.
He could not control himself and let go a fart that
could only be described as a thunderclap! Everyone
in the market stopped what they were doing and 
stared at Mohammed. He was so ashamed that he
left the village and wandered in the desert for many 
years, too embarrassed to return home.
Now in his seventies, he felt that he would like to
return to his place of birth. He was certain that no
one would recognize him. Back in his home town 
again, he headed for the marketplace and he was 
surprised to see a big supermarket, in its place. He
asked one of the shopkeepers how long the building
had been there.
"Ah!" replied the man, "this building was completed 
twenty years to the day after Mohammed el Caribe 
farted in the marketplace."

What can you say to a man who’s just had sex?
Anything you like…he’s asleep.

Every seat in Giants’ stadium was sold except one.
It was NFL Championship Day. A television reporter
noticed the empty seat and thought there might be a 
story. 
"Why is this seat empty?" he asked the man sitting 
beside it.
"That’s my wife’s seat," came the reply.
"Then why isn’t she here?"
"She died last week," replied the man.
"I’m so sorry to hear that," said the reporter, "but
surely you could have found a friend to come with
you today."
"No," replied the man, "they’re all at the funeral."

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Dr. Bill Goes Green

Posted: February 23rd, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 

If you thought by the headline that I’d been struck by 
lightning and knocked off my horse, like the Apostle Paul,
you’d be wrong. Anybody ever see the movie "The Apostle,"
with Robert Duvall? That just popped into my head when
I used the word "apostle". That was a very underrated movie,
in my opinion, and if you have the time, it’s well worth watching.

I’m not talking about "going green," in the environmental sense.
Lord knows, there are enough nut cases out there screwing up
our lives, with light bulbs that don’t provide light, toilets that 
don’t flush, and cars that will go all of 40 miles, before they 
have to be recharged. That’s green slime and nobody should
be buying in to that.

The green I’m talking about is in the grocery store, food market,
or farmers market, and it’s green foods. I have to tell you, I came
to green foods late in life, primarily because my mother cooked
the green out of these foods, making them mostly inedible. In
my late twenties, at a very good Chinese restaurant, I tried green
again and was stunned by how good it tasted. 

Today, I eat a lot of green. Broccoli, Brussel’s sprouts, green beans,
broccoli raab, spinach, and all kinds of leafy greens like swiss chard,
mustard greens, kale, collards, bok choy and romaine lettuce. 

What do all these green foods have in common?

Number one, they are all low in calories. You can eat a lot of green
and not think twice about it. Number two, they are high in beta carotene,
lutein, alpha lipoic acid, and vitamins C and E. Number three, they’re
high in fiber, which helps keep you full, keeps you regular and helps

    detoxify your body, too.


Remember Popeye? Popeye would break out that can of spinach, suck
it down, and then go kick Bluto’s keister. In the days Popeye was made,
the connection was to iron. Popeye ate the spinach, his muscles turned
to iron, and he kicked ass.

Today, we know that iron was just one of 250 micronutrients contained in
spinach and other greens. These micronutrients create a synergy in 
your system that other foods do not. In addition, green foods contain 
Vitamin K, B Vitamins (thiamine, riboflavin, B6, and folate) and plant 
derived omega-3 fatty acids. You don’t have to remember all of this, just
remember that green food is good for you.

It’s particularly good for your eyes and we all want to keep our eyes in
good shape. Let me put it to you this way. If you can’t see…there’s a 
number of things you can’t do…like drive, read, watch TV, see a ballgame,
cook…in other words…if you can’t see…you become dependent…and that’s
a state I don’t want to be in.

My recommendation…eat green. It’s the only green project worth putting 
any money into.


Did you know that only two vegetables contain CoQ10? Spinach and broccoli.
But you’d  have to eat a boatload to get what you need, after age 40. It’s
much easier to take my Heart Charging Formula, which will replace what your 
body isn’t making anymore.

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Dr. Bill Goes Green

Posted: February 23rd, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 

If you thought by the headline that I’d been struck by 
lightning and knocked off my horse, like the Apostle Paul,
you’d be wrong. Anybody ever see the movie "The Apostle,"
with Robert Duvall? That just popped into my head when
I used the word "apostle". That was a very underrated movie,
in my opinion, and if you have the time, it’s well worth watching.

I’m not talking about "going green," in the environmental sense.
Lord knows, there are enough nut cases out there screwing up
our lives, with light bulbs that don’t provide light, toilets that 
don’t flush, and cars that will go all of 40 miles, before they 
have to be recharged. That’s green slime and nobody should
be buying in to that.

The green I’m talking about is in the grocery store, food market,
or farmers market, and it’s green foods. I have to tell you, I came
to green foods late in life, primarily because my mother cooked
the green out of these foods, making them mostly inedible. In
my late twenties, at a very good Chinese restaurant, I tried green
again and was stunned by how good it tasted. 

Today, I eat a lot of green. Broccoli, Brussel’s sprouts, green beans,
broccoli raab, spinach, and all kinds of leafy greens like swiss chard,
mustard greens, kale, collards, bok choy and romaine lettuce. 

What do all these green foods have in common?

Number one, they are all low in calories. You can eat a lot of green
and not think twice about it. Number two, they are high in beta carotene,
lutein, alpha lipoic acid, and vitamins C and E. Number three, they’re
high in fiber, which helps keep you full, keeps you regular and helps

    detoxify your body, too.


Remember Popeye? Popeye would break out that can of spinach, suck
it down, and then go kick Bluto’s keister. In the days Popeye was made,
the connection was to iron. Popeye ate the spinach, his muscles turned
to iron, and he kicked ass.

Today, we know that iron was just one of 250 micronutrients contained in
spinach and other greens. These micronutrients create a synergy in 
your system that other foods do not. In addition, green foods contain 
Vitamin K, B Vitamins (thiamine, riboflavin, B6, and folate) and plant 
derived omega-3 fatty acids. You don’t have to remember all of this, just
remember that green food is good for you.

It’s particularly good for your eyes and we all want to keep our eyes in
good shape. Let me put it to you this way. If you can’t see…there’s a 
number of things you can’t do…like drive, read, watch TV, see a ballgame,
cook…in other words…if you can’t see…you become dependent…and that’s
a state I don’t want to be in.

My recommendation…eat green. It’s the only green project worth putting 
any money into.


Did you know that only two vegetables contain CoQ10? Spinach and broccoli.
But you’d  have to eat a boatload to get what you need, after age 40. It’s
much easier to take my Heart Charging Formula, which will replace what your 
body isn’t making anymore.

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Reduce Your Risk Of Type 2 Diabetes

Posted: February 22nd, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 

When you read the "stats," as the old dead Dizzy 
Dean used to say, it coud be that they ain’t telling 
the whole story. For you youngsters, Paul "Dizzy" 
Dean was a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals, 
before Bob Gibson. I hope you know who he was.

"Anyways," as the Dizz would have said, "we 
have to be movin’ on. Take it away, Pee Wee."
That would have been Pee Wee Reese, who
was famous as "Pee Wee" (Brooklyn Dodgers)
long before today’s version. (I actually went to
the same grammar school as Pee Wee’s kid,
back in the early days.)
When you see the statistics of Type 2 diabetes
in this country since the early 1960′s, it’s just mind
boggling. Right now…there are 26 million confirmed
Type 2 diabetics and 79 million pre-diabetics. That’s
106 million, or one third of the country. 

How can you protect yourself?

One way is with my Powerhouse Omega Formula.


Omega-3 fatty acids have been clinically proven to
help stabilize blood sugars naturally, along with lifestyle
changes, including diet and exercise. Omega-3 fatty 
acids have also been used to reduce the risk of complications,
like heart disease and stroke. A study published in
Nutrition and Metabolism shows how omega-3 fatty 
acids play a role in metabolic processes, with respect
to blood sugar and fat processing. The research indicates
that omega-3 fatty acids improve carbohydrate and fat
metabolism, by burning metabolic fuels (glucose and fat)
better, and they can help to regulate energy storage, too.

Diabetes is a gateway disease. When a person has 
diabetes, they usually have other problems as well.
The most common of these is heart disease, but believe  
me, there can be all kinds of other complications. As you
get older, as we all will, complications can and do increase.
 

 

The best way to treat diabetes is not to get it in the first place. 


If you’re overweight…you’re a candidate. The best thing 
to do is to get those extra pounds off and do it, as soon as 
possible. 

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Obama’s Favorite BS Artist

Posted: February 21st, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
If you listen to the drivel foisted upon us by the 
mainstream media, you would think that Warren 
Buffett is just like your sainted grandfather and that
every word that comes out of his mouth is a nugget
to be saved and used, over and over in conversation,
to prove what a genius ol’ pappy is.

Buffett plays the part very well and he’s managed to 
convince the economically challenged Obama that
his advice should be followed, whenever possible. 
After all…hasn’t he made everyone who has bought 
his stock rich? (One share of Berkshire-Hathaway is
worth $119,190.00, at the moment)

Which means that only the very, very wealthy can 
buy in, today. And there is no shortage of buyers, so
Buffett will go on making billions, as long as he wants
to. And as far as I’m concerned, there isn’t anything 
wrong with that…

As long as you know that Warren Buffett is one of the
greatest bullshit artists to ever walk down the boulevard.

Why do I say this? 

Because lately…Buffett has been using taxpayer money
to enrich his company and himself, by extension. The 
same Warren Buffett that says its time for the government
to stop "coddling" the "super rich" is relying on government
largesse and "coddling," with taxpayer money (that is, your
money).

Here’s a little financial history.

During the 2008 campaign, Obama made it clear that 
Buffett was his "go to" financial advisor. When the shit
hit the fan in September 2008, Buffett invested $5 billion
in Goldman Sachs, which was in danger of collapsing. He
got a sweetheart deal for Berkshire-Hathaway, in return.
To outsiders, it looked like Buffett was jumping in to save
the market, and that’s what he let them think.

But there is no such thing as charity, where only honey
badgers hang out. Buffett’s house was on fire, too. 
Berkshire-Hathaway was heavily invested in Wells Fargo
and U.S. Bancorp. Both of them were sitting on the edge
of a financial cliff. 

So what did Buffett do? He and his friend Obama began 
campaigning for the TARP bailout. The first time the bill
came up, it was defeated. You may remember that McCain
and Obama flew in to Washington to vote… for the bailout.
Buffett had managed to convince both that the bailout was 
essential for the survival of the country.

It was also necessary for Buffett’s survival. He was as 
highly leveraged as the companies he criticized. Had the
bailout not been passed, nobody would be talking about 
what a genius Warren Buffett was, or is (take your pick).
He was just as greedy as the "fat cats" everyone was railing 
about.

On the eve of the second vote, Buffet bought a huge stake
in GE, which was in worse shape than Goldman Sachs. He
announced that he was "confident Congress would do the 
right thing." They did and Buffett made billions, by having 
the government pay off the debts of the companies he 
invested in… and for which he got paid a premium.

He admitted that he wouldn’t have done anything, if he didn’t
think the government wasn’t going to act (with our money).
And Obama’s help. No wonder Buffett is willing to campaign 
for Obama. Nobody ever made him more money than Barack
and with absolutely no risk. 

Buffett continues to talk out of both sides of his mouth, today.
While deriding his competitors, he is continuing to invest in 
areas where Obama is targeting federal money. His plea to
tax the super rich really means "tax my competitors." He 
wants everyone, except him and his company, to pay more 
taxes. What he really wants is more government subsidized,
no risk opportunities. And Obama is ready, and willing, to 
give ol’ Grandpa G Money what he wants.

Buffett likes to say, "You don’t know who’s swimming naked…
until the tide goes out,"  whatever that means. It sure is folksy
though, ain’t it?

To me…the only difference between him and Bernie Madoff… 
is that he has the government on his side, while he steals 
from you. I think we should start calling him Uncle Fleeceter.
Or Grandpa Flimflam. Or maybe a Chinese nickname would be
appropriate: One Luckee Sum Bitch.
 
Did you know that my Powerhouse Omega Formula can help
elevate your mood? It can, but it has virtually no side effects, like
the stuff being dished out in thousands of offices, on a daily basis.
 
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Can My Powerhouse Omega Formula Make You More Orgasmic

Posted: February 20th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
Whenever my friend Jack likes something, I am 
certain to hear the words, "Orgasmic, baby..orgasmic."
He uses the phrase where others would say, That’s 
great!…Way to go!…good job!", and all the other phrases
that would fit the occasion. In the 20 years or more
I’ve known him, he has never changed the phrase for
anyone, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed.

He has gotten as many laughs as he has dirty looks,
from all the people who have heard him say it over
the years. So this morning, sitting in my study, and
reading some research about fish oil and orgasms, I
naturally thought of him. 

For a long time, all the studies had to report was that
men had problems getting it up and then, keeping it up.
Then, along came the little blue pill (Viagra), as well as
Levitra and Cialis, and old Hugh Hefner started having
sex with 19 year olds again. Money started pouring into 
pharmaceutical companies like a springtime flood in
the Northeast. It’s still pouring in today, even though 
the "cure" only works half the time, and it has some 
very frightening side effects, like death.

Now researchers are telling us that women have some 
of the same problems as men. (Most of us already knew
this, but academics are often unsually slow on the draw.) 
These problems include difficulty reaching orgasm, lack 
of desire, pain during sex, fertility issues, or anxiety issues, 
related to performance. The statistics show that as many 
as 40% of women, between 18 and 59, could have these 
problems.

Many researchers think that there is no reason to try and 
find a cure. I’m guessing that most women would disagree.

Researchers have recently discovered there is a direct 
link between health and better sex. (Imagine that!) One 
of the things that was studied was the benefit of fish oil 
on behavior and sexual desire. (Fish oil boosts dopamine 
and serotonin levels in the brain…both of which are 
significantly important to both behavior and sexual desire.)

We already know that omega-3′s help improve blood 
circulation. Researchers are now beginning to explore 
results for fish oil that mirror the little blue pills. 

Here’s what you can take away from this research, 
without reading a bunch of boring studies.

1)  The better shape you’re in, the better the sex.

2)  You are what you eat.

Number one, I shouldn’t have to explain.  Number two,
means that problems stem from what you ingest. If you’re 
shoving junk into your system, it won’t run the way it’s 
supposed to. It will run, but it will run like an old Ford Pinto. 
They’ll be a lot of clicking noises, flutters, creaks and one 
day, it could just explode, or stop.

Goof food is essential to your system and so is fish oil. 
You wouldn’t run your car without oil, so how about treating 
your body with the same respect your give an automobile. 
And any old random fish oil isn’t going to do the trick. You 
want the best, and the best is my Powerhouse Omega 
Formula. And…as an  added benefit, it just might improve 
your sex life. (Men and women)

You could also try my MegaRex Formula.

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But remember what I said earlier. Get yourself in shape, and eat
good food. 

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Fish Oil Helps With Degenerative Arthritis

Posted: February 18th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
27 million people in the U.S. suffer from degenerative arthritis, 
which is also called osteoarthritis. The disease is caused by 
wear and tear on the joints, and often affects the weight bearing
articulations, such as the knees and hips, but it can also affect the 
wrists, feet and spine. 

Degenerative arthritis can occur in any joint in the body; it’s an
equal opportunity inflamer. The joints become painful when the 
bone cartilage that protects the joints erodes away, exposing the
bone, which causes friction and damage. This causes unpleasant 
pain, stiffness, swelling and a loss of mobility. 

Heat, cold, humidity and other weather related factors can increase
the severity of the symptoms. A good number of patients who suffer
from degenerative arthritis may eventually need joint replacement
surgery to reduce disability, alleviate pain and have a better quality
of life. Before my accident, this was how I made my living.

My Powerhouse Omega Formula can, and should, be used by 
anyone suffering from degenerative arthritis, to help relieve the 
inflammation and the resulting pain and stiffness in the joints. 

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A recent double blind clinical trial in Australia, with several hundred 
participants between the ages of 40 and 60, found that there was a 
clinically important improvement in the pain levels and disability of
the participants, after 3 months of taking fish oil.

Currently, about 80% of degenerative arthritis sufferers rely heavily
on NSAIDS (non steroidal anti inflammatory drugs) such as Aleve,
Advil, Motrin, etc.,to reduce their suffering. The downside of this is that 
prolonged use of NSAIDS can harm the lining of the stomach. Long
time use of my Powerhouse Omega Formula can reduce the need 
for NSAIDS, as well as improve your general health.

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Sir Paul McCartney Gives Up His Bong

Posted: February 17th, 2012 | Author: Dr. Bill Stillwell | No Comments »
 
Paul McCartney is finally ending his cannabis habit. No
more spliffs, doobies, or blunts for him. Freshly remarried,
McCartney says he’s giving it up to set an example for 
his eight year old daughter, Beatrice. Beatrice was the only
good thing about McCartney’s second marriage to the psycho
bitch, Heather Mills. Did I just say that? Well yes…because 
it’s true and, were I in his shoes during that period, I think
I might have clubbed the woman with her artificial limb.

Just joking…but it’s hard to entertain any healing vibrations
when you think of her. And when you’re Sir Paul McCartney,
a little mistake gets magnified at least a hundred times. If
you’re an ordinary muck savage and you choose the wrong
mate, you can usually hide the embarrassment without too
much trouble. You can move to Maui, for instance, or to
Fargo, North Dakota, where the only thing people know about
you is what you tell them. That’s not an option for McCartney,
who is known all over the world. 

By his own admission, Paul has been smoking the weed 
since Bob Dylan introduced him to it, all the way back in 
1964 or 5. That’s enough time to turn his lungs into a tar
pit, because most potheads also smoke cigarettes. So it’s
a double whammy and being a vegan won’t help get the tar
out of your lungs. They might tell you it will…but believe me…
it won’t. 

So he quit…at age 69, where it’s much harder to break a 
lifelong habit than when you’re young… and can easily find
another addiction. Just kidding. Actually…I commend him
on his decision. It will be very hard for him to stay away 
from the stuff, especially if he sits anywhere near Keith 
Richards and all the other musicians, who spark up at the
dropping of a leaf. 

I’d really like to do some research on Keith Richards’ body,
when he dies…that’s assuming of course…that he goes 
first. The fact that he should have checked out already…
and hasn’t…isn’t lost on me. It’s just that in the interest of
science…he really should go first.

But here’s some advice for Sir Paul: You’re safe for a few more
years, but when you get to be 75, and she’s 14 or 15, then
I would worry. You’ve got to hope that she isn’t thinking, "Well,
he did smoke the stuff for 45 years…and he’s still here, so 
what could it hurt?"  Believe me, kids have their own system
of logic and it will take in all the information available, at that 
time.

But again…I commend the effort. I hope you succeed and 
wish you well.

You may want to consider taking my Powerhouse Omega 
Formula, even though you’re a vegan. Now that you’re 
going to be off the chronic, you might notice a number of 
aches and pains that were masked by the weed and funky 
incense. 

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With my best wishes for your optimum health,

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